The "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" (also known as "Blockbuster Review Uptown Toodle-oo") is the theme to the 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review and is performed by Tom Servo with Crow T. Robot.
Lyrics[]
Tom Servo: Tom Servo presents the First Annual Mystery Science Theater Summer Blockbuster Review! Hit it, Cambot!
[music starts]
TOM
Oh it's a special with stars
And a bunch of flying cars
It's a summer blockbuster review!
It's got monsters in rubber
And actors who blubber
And lots of naked ladies, too!
Crow T. Robot: Really? Will we see fine cigars?
Tom Servo: Uh-huh!
Crow T. Robot: And muscle-headed stars?
Tom Servo: You bet!
TOM
And action up the old kazoo!
Crow T. Robot: All right!
TOM
Just because it's kind of relevant
We'll ballyhoo Fifth Element
CROW
Protect your sacroiliac
When we review the Men in Black!
TOM
They're terrorizing little girls
At Steven Speilberg's Lost World!
CROW
And Jodie Foster takes Contact
So she won't sneeze in, uh, Contact.
TOM
And heads'll be a-throbbin'
When we hit Batman & Robin!
Tom Servo: Big finish!
TOM and CROW
On the Mystery Science Theater Summer Block Buster Review!
Crow T. Robot: Wow!
Credits[]
Performed by Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu