Annoying Cornjob Song

"Annoying Cornjob Song" or "The Bike Song" is a name given to a song sung by Tom Servo, Joel Robinson and Crow T. Robot during Experiment #312 to some music being played in the film Gamera vs Guiron.

Lyrics[]

TOM
We're gonna ride our bicycles

ALL
We're gonna go and have some fun
We're gonna fill our hearts with love
When we ride our bicycles

Song breaks down into gibberish

TOM
We're gonna ride our bicycles
We're gonna go and have some fun

The film continues until the song picks up again.

ALL
Why did they have to shoot my scarf?
I'm just a twisted lonely guy

Song is interrupted, before resuming later

TOM
Let's watch the kids go to their fate
They'll disappear into the woods
It will be days before they're found
Cornjob will be blamed

CROW
Why must we sing this stupid song?
It's getting really annoying
We apologize for its length

ALL
We are filled with shame.

JOEL
Now back to our show!

Credits[]

Performed by Kevin Murphy, Joel Hodgson and Trace Beaulieu
Composed by Shunsuke Kikuchi

Songs

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Series

"MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"

Season K

"O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence

Season 1

"Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"

Season 2

"Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"

Season 3

"Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song"

Season 4

"City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!"

Season 5

"What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All"

Season 6

"Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?"

Season 7

"Phones" • "Leave Bronx"

Season 8

"Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love"

Season 9

"Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight"

Season 10

"Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"

Season 11

"Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)

Season 12

"Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"

Season 13

"Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"

Additional

"Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"

Collections

Clowns in the Sky • Clowns in the Sky II • Clowns in the Sky I & II • MST3K: The Return • Songs in the Key of MST • The New Themes of MST3K • The Complete Clowns in the Sky • MST3K Seasons 12 + 13