TOM: Come'n listen to a story about a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin' at some fooooooood--
JOEL: And up from the swamp came a big ugly dude.
TOM: Wolfman, that is.
Well, the next thing you know, old Jed's really scared.
The kin folks said, "Jed, get away from there!"
Said, "My cabin is the place you outta be,"
So he loaded up his drawers and he told his family.