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"Celebrity Siblings" is a song sung by Joel Robinson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo during Experiment #311.

The Set-up

[On The Satellite of Love]

Tom Servo: Jiminy, Joel. I had no idea that Peter Graves was James Arness' brother! I mean, just think, for years James was the biggest cowboy star on TV, while Peter eked out a meager living in cheap B movies, like this one. Whooo!
Crow T. Robot: (as Peter Graves) For me, Peter Graves, the 50s were a time of self-loathing, resentment and bitter recrimination. We'll explore those years tonight on A&E Biography.
Tom Servo: Wow! Being in the same business must have been tough for these two Graves brothers. I mean, the Arness siblings. I mean--wait a minute. (deep voice) Something is wrong on Saturn Three!
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, how can they be brothers if they don't even have the same last name? Wow.
Joel Robinson: Okay, you guys. That happened quite often. I mean it's pretty well known that a lot of famous family siblings from Hollywood would take different names. Its kind of a Hollywood tradition.
Crow T. Robot: Like who?
Joel Robinson: Well like Dear Abby and Ann Landers. There's Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine.
Tom Servo: I didn't know.
Joel Robinson: Liza Minelli and Lorna Luft and then, like, there's Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez... It goes on like that.
Crow T. Robot: Hey! Let's not forget Rafferty and The Gold Dust Twins, Freebie and the Bean and Chu Chu and The Philly Flash!
Joel Robinson & Tom Servo: Huh!?
Crow T. Robot: Well, you know...
Joel Robinson: Actually, another interesting side note is that a lot of famous Hollywood brothers and sisters went on to take the SAME name. There's the Landers sisters...
Tom Servo: Joel! Joel! Joel! Wait a minute The whole point of this discussion was supposed to be celebrity siblings with different last names. Now there's nothing inherently interesting about brothers and sisters with the same last name, for crying out loud.
Joel Robinson: Well, uh, actually, the film is kind of short today and we need to pad out the experiment.
Tom Servo: (mock sincerity) Ohhh Say, Joel! Tell us more about these celebrity siblings with the same last name!
Crow T. Robot: Yeah!
Joel Robinson: I'm glad you asked, Mr. Tom Servo. Please cue up the music, Cambot [music starts] And the band played on.

Lyrics

JOEL
There's Jerry, Jerry Lee and Emmanuel Lewis
If you don't like it, you can sue us

CROW
There's Susan, Morris and Doris Day
Hey! This is a fun game even robots can play!

TOM
That's right.
Well, you can name three and I can name four
Dudley, Dinty, Roger and Mary Tyler Moore

JOEL
Betty and Barry White

CROW
Marv and Herb Alpert are outta sight

JOEL
Sonny Bono and Bono Bono are really fun

TOM
Julia and Eric Roberts, say "Hey Charlie, he took my thumbs!"

CROW
Dame Edith and Linda Evans, either one's a vixen

TOM
And don't forget about Mojo and Richard Nixon

JOEL
I told you guys that naming celebrity siblings was gonna be a gas!

CROW
Yeah, Rafferty and The Gold Dust Twins Freebie and the Bean And Chu Chu and The Philly FLAAAAAAASH!

Tom Servo: He did it again, Joel! He ruined everything!
Crow T. Robot: You know, with the thing and the...song and the
Joel Robinson: Crow! Why must you take everything that is honest, pure, sweet and wholesome and turn it into some vague Alan Arkin film reference? Why? Why? Why??
Tom Servo: (announcer voice) The Channel Nine Sunday Afternoon Movie will be back with The Doberman Gang.

(all sing Channel 9 movie theme music)

Credits

Behind the Scenes

  • While they get Herb Alpert's name right, Marv's last name is Albert.
  • Unlike the other celebrities listed, Julia and Eric Roberts are actual siblings.



Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • "Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Happy Thoughts"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones"
Season 8 "The Gods Jam" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms"
Season 9 "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Canada Song" • "Hobgoblins" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • " Puma Man"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Additional "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Satellite of Love" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIMystery Science Theater 3000: The Return (Music from the Netflix Original Series)Songs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the Sky
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