"City Rap" is a song sung by Joel Hodgson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo over the closing credits of the film City Limits during Experiment #403.
Setup[]
[In the Mystery Science Theater]
Joel Robinson: Word up, blood. Hey, homey. See, I was rapping.
Lyrics[]
CROW
The movie was lousy
You really could tell
The only thing I liked was Kim Cattrall
K-k-k-Kim
K-k-k-Kim
K-k-k-ki, K-k-ki, K-ki-Kim Cattrall.
TOM
It was really stupid
It was way too long
It starred Robby Benson and Rae Dawn Chong
Ch-ch-Rae, Ch-ch-Chaw-ch-Chong
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-Rae
JOEL
I thought that Sidehackin' really was bad
I thought the Mighty Jack really made me mad
I thought Pod People really was the pits
But the stupidest movie was the biggest piece of--
Crow T. Robot: Hey! Shut your mouth.
Joel Robinson: I was just talking about City Limits, Crow.
Tom Servo: We can -- well we can't dig it actually.
TOM
I wish I could see Citizen Kane
I wish I could see The Rules of the Game
I wish I could view Seven Samurai
But every film I see make me want to die
(hu-hu-huh-huh-huh)
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-puka
(huh-huh-huh-huh)
CROW
Something going down in this town
Something in the air that you can feel on the ground
You know it's suppose to really excite me
But all I can say is, "No! Bite me!"
TOM & CROW
Bite me! B-b-b-bite me! Bite me!
Credits[]
- Performed by Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy & Joel Hodgson
"City Rap" is one of the songs from City Limits.
Lyrics[]
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| Series | "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater" | |||||
| Season K | "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence | |||||
| Season 1 | "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man" | |||||
| Season 2 | "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop" | |||||
| Season 3 | "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" | |||||
| Season 4 | "Hairdresser in a Coma" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "City Rap" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!" | |||||
| Season 5 | "What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All" | |||||
| Season 6 | "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" | |||||
| Season 7 | "Phones" • "Leave Bronx" | |||||
| Season 8 | "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" | |||||
| Season 9 | "Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" | |||||
| Season 10 | "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth" | |||||
| Season 11 | "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much) | |||||
| Season 12 | "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)" | |||||
| Season 13 | "Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" | |||||
| Additional | "Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo" | |||||
| Collections | Clowns in the Sky • Clowns in the Sky II • Clowns in the Sky I & II • MST3K: The Return • Songs in the Key of MST • The New Themes of MST3K • The Complete Clowns in the Sky • MST3K Seasons 12 + 13 | |||||