The "Fugitive Alien Medley" is a medley of songs performed by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot and Gypsy during Experiment #318.


[On The Satellite of Love]

Tom Servo: Alright! I'm feeling really good!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!


This is the song
Starting off our medley
Our favorite Fugitive Alien songs
Don't try to kill us with a forklift
Won't take very long
Relax and sing along

Tom Servo: Thank you, thank you.
Crow T. Robot: Ya know, Tommy, a movie like Fugitive Alien can make you cry and it can make you cry.
Tom Servo: Ah, oui.
Crow T. Robot: But, the thing I treasure most--and I'm speaking from the heart here, this is totally off-script -- is the music.
Tom Servo: (in a French accent) Oh, zis is so true mon Crow. Songs of love and adventure and -- if I may -- whimsy, no? Hehehe...but you know, my favorite was the heart-rending ballad in which the wistful Tammy pledges her love to Ken.
Crow T. Robot: It goes a little something like this...
Tom Servo: Two...three...four...

(Sung in round)

I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him

I'm all messed-up inside I might have to off him

I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

I love Ken he is my sweet friend and I love him

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?

I'm so blue 'cuz I don't think Ken loves me

Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dong, ding Ding, dong, ding

I'm all messed up inside I might have to off him

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning.

I'll frame Rocky and get away scot-free

I love Ken
I love Ken

Joel Robinson: All right! This band is marvelous, aren't they ladies and gentlemen? Cambot Brown and his Band Renowned! Give it up for 'em!
Tom Servo: Oh, yeah! All right! Yeah!
Crow T. Robot: Smokin'!
Joel Robinson: Yeah!
Tom Servo: ...2...3...

It's got a real cool feel (Tom Servo: Huh! Yah! Oh!)
Flying high with a Star Wolf HA!
We're firing-up the ship (Tom Servo: Huh! Yeah! Uh! Ha!)
And we're hitting the town (Tom Servo: Boogie Boogie!)
With groovy Ken and Tammy (Tom Servo: Yeah! Ha!)
Swingin' Rocky and Joe (Crow T. Robot: (as Sammy Davis, Jr.) Wild, man!
And those two other guys Who we don't really know...FORGET 'EM!
Lay down the boogie
And head for the stars man!

Gypsy: Thanks, Joel.
Tom Servo: (under his breath) What a lunatic, huh?
Gypsy: Well, that was fun, but if I could get a little serious for a moment. Well, I was wondering where we'd be without our boys and girls in shiny red pleather. It makes me proud to know that they're out there, somewhere...

What can you see
Flying some mystic seas
Fighting for you and me
Captain Joe and the Gang
When they pass by
Fitter than pumpkin pie
Steppin' in liquid dye
Time in the blue

Tom Servo: (whispering) Tempo, tempo!
Joel Robinson: (laughing) Gypsy, ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Huh?
Joel Robinson: Do ya wanna do one with me?
Gypsy: Oh, Joel, I...
Tom Servo: Let's all do it!
Gypsy: Okay!

We are not fond of Sandy Frank
We just want to ask him why
We wanna stick it to Sandy Frank
And sit on his chest
And gob on his face
And make him cry...

Tom Servo: Yeah!
Joel Robinson: Let's take it home!
Crow T. Robot: I'm feeling really good!
Tom Servo: Feels so good, it shows!
Gypsy: Woooooooo!

And that's our song
We hope that you enjoyed it
And if you thought that it was stupid and trite
Come on and kill us with a forklift
All we wanna do
With love from us to you

Tom Servo: Huh! Hah! Hi-Keeba!


Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Happy Thoughts"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones"
Season 8 "The Gods Jam" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms"
Season 9 "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Canada Song" • "Hobgoblins" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • " Puma Man"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Season 13 "Perico"
Additional "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Satellite of Love" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIClowns in the Sky I & IIMystery Science Theater 3000: The Return (Music from the Netflix Original Series)Songs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the Sky