Goosio, friend to all Maltese children.
Goosio is a small, puppet-sized bird. He is recognized by Mike Nelson during the screening of Final Justice during Experiment #1008 ( "It's the beloved Maltese children's character Goosio!") and later appears on The Satellite of Love as a goodwill ambassador singing "The Ballad of Goosio", only to be savagely attacked and killed by Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, who assumed he was just a puppet being operated by Mike. Upon discovering the murder, Mike is overcome with remorse.
"The Ballad of Goosio"
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Did you know I'm Goosio?
Friend to Maltese children everywhere-io
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
I bet you knew-sio
It's me-sio, your friend Goosio
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Everyone loves Goosio!
Gather 'round children and hear my song
I'm Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Goosio loves you everyone
Goosio! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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| Primary Residents | Joel Robinson • Mike Nelson • Jonah Heston • Crow T. Robot • Gypsy • Cambot • Tom Servo | |||||
| Minor/Other Residents | Magic Voice • Timmy • Mike's Robot • Clayton Forrester (mirror) • TV's Frank (mirror) • Eddie Nelson (alternate universe) • Nanites • Mike Nelson (robot) • Winston • M. Waverly • Matt Claude Van Damme • Growler • Emily Crenshaw | |||||
| Visitors | Enoch • Demon Dogs • Nuveena • Gypsy (mirror) • Tom Servo (mirror) • Monad • Observers • Finnegan • Lydia • Ortega • Phantom of Krankor • Henry Kissinger • Delivery Man • Goosio • Mikey the Mike sprite • Brain Guy • Pearl Forrester • Professor Bobo | |||||
| Terminology | Airlock • Deus ex Machina • Hexfield Viewscreen • Hyper-warp escape ships • Jet Screen • Manipulator arms • Movie sign • Rocket Number 9 • The Tube • Umbilicus • Whirlpool | |||||
| Locations | Bridge • Crow's Room • Joel's room • Kitchen • Mike's room • Mystery Science Theater • Theater hallway • Tom's room | |||||
