Goosio, friend to all Maltese children.

Goosio is a small, puppet-sized bird. He is recognized by Mike Nelson during the screening of Final Justice during Experiment #1008 ( "It's the beloved Maltese children's character Goosio!") and later appears on The Satellite of Love as a goodwill ambassador singing "The Ballad of Goosio", only to be savagely attacked and killed by Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, who assumed he was just a puppet being operated by Mike. Upon discovering the murder, Mike is overcome with remorse.

"The Ballad of Goosio"

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Did you know I'm Goosio?

Friend to Maltese children everywhere-io

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

I bet you knew-sio

It's me-sio, your friend Goosio

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Everyone loves Goosio!

Gather 'round children and hear my song

I'm Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Goosio loves you everyone

Goosio!  Ha ha ha ha ha!

The Satellite of Love
Primary Residents Joel RobinsonMike NelsonJonah HestonCrow T. RobotGypsyCambotTom ServoMagic Voice
Minor/Other Residents TimmyMike's RobotClayton Forrester (mirror)TV's Frank (mirror)Eddie Nelson (Alternate universe)NanitesWinstonM. WaverlyMatt Claude Van DammeGrowler
Visitors NuveenaEnochDemon DogsMonadPhantom of KrankorOrtegaGypsy (mirror)Tom Servo (mirror)Henry KissingerGoosioMikey the Mike spriteGlenn ManningFinneganLydiaDelivery ManBrain GuyPearl ForresterProfessor Bobo
Terminology Hexfield ViewscreenRocket Number 9UmbilicusMovie signManipulator armsDeus ex MachinaHyper-warp escape shipsAirlockWhirlpoolJet ScreenThe Tube
Locations BridgeTheaterTheater hallwayMike's roomTom's roomCrow's RoomJoel's roomKitchen
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