Goosio, friend to all Maltese children.

Goosio is a small, puppet-sized bird. He is recognized by Mike Nelson during the screening of Final Justice during Experiment #1008 ( "It's the beloved Maltese children's character Goosio!") and later appears on The Satellite of Love as a goodwill ambassador singing "The Ballad of Goosio", only to be savagely attacked and killed by Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, who assumed he was just a puppet being operated by Mike. Upon discovering the murder, Mike is overcome with remorse.


"The Ballad of Goosio"

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Did you know I'm Goosio?

Friend to Maltese children everywhere-io

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

I bet you knew-sio

It's me-sio, your friend Goosio

Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Everyone loves Goosio!

Gather 'round children and hear my song

I'm Goosio Goosio Goosio!

Goosio loves you everyone

Goosio!  Ha ha ha ha ha!




The Satellite of Love
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Primary Residents Joel RobinsonMike NelsonJonah HestonCrow T. RobotGypsyCambotTom Servo
Minor/Other Residents Magic VoiceTimmyMike's RobotClayton Forrester (mirror)TV's Frank (mirror)Eddie Nelson (alternate universe)NanitesMike Nelson (robot)WinstonM. WaverlyMatt Claude Van DammeGrowlerEmily Crenshaw
Visitors EnochDemon DogsNuveenaGypsy (mirror)Tom Servo (mirror)MonadObserversFinneganLydiaOrtegaPhantom of KrankorHenry KissingerDelivery ManGoosioMikey the Mike spriteBrain GuyPearl ForresterProfessor Bobo
Terminology AirlockDeus ex MachinaHexfield ViewscreenHyper-warp escape shipsJet ScreenManipulator armsMovie signRocket Number 9The TubeUmbilicusWhirlpool
Locations BridgeCrow's RoomJoel's roomKitchenMike's roomMystery Science TheaterTheater hallwayTom's room
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