Goosio, friend to all Maltese children.
Goosio was a character (played by Patrick Brantseg) who appeared in a host segment in episode 1008, Final Justice.
In one of the episode's theater segments, Mike pointed to a parade float and said "It's the beloved Maltese children's character Goosio!" In a subsequent host segment, Goosio, friend to Maltese children everywhere, appeared on the Satellite of Love as a goodwill ambassador. Crow and Tom assumed that Goosio was a lifeless puppet that Mike was using to play a joke on them and proceeded to savagely attack and kill Goosio, much to Mike's dismay.
In the moments before his gruesome death, Goosio sings a heartwarming song of joy;
"The Ballad of Goosio"
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Did you know I'm Goosio?
Friend to Maltese children everywhere-io
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
I bet you knew-sio
It's me-sio, your friend Goosio
Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Everyone loves Goosio!
Gather 'round children and hear my song
I'm Goosio Goosio Goosio!
Goosio loves you everyone
Goosio! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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| Primary Residents | Joel Robinson • Mike Nelson • Jonah Heston • Crow T. Robot • Gypsy • Cambot • Tom Servo • Magic Voice | |||||
| Minor/Other Residents | Timmy • Mike's Robot • Clayton Forrester (mirror) • TV's Frank (mirror) • Eddie Nelson (Alternate universe) • Nanites • Winston • M. Waverly • Matt Claude Van Damme • Growler | |||||
| Visitors | Nuveena • Enoch • Demon Dogs • Monad • Phantom of Krankor • Ortega • Gypsy (mirror) • Tom Servo (mirror) • Henry Kissinger • Goosio • Mikey the Mike sprite • Glenn Manning • Finnegan • Lydia • Delivery Man • Brain Guy • Pearl Forrester • Professor Bobo | |||||
| Terminology | Hexfield Viewscreen • Rocket Number 9 • Umbilicus • Movie sign • Manipulator arms • Deus ex Machina • Hyper-warp escape ships • Airlock • Whirlpool • Jet Screen • The Tube | |||||
| Locations | Bridge • Theater • Theater hallway • Mike's room • Tom's room • Crow's Room • Joel's room • Kitchen | |||||
