Hike Up your Pants is a song from the episode, Daddy-O


[On the satellite:]

JOEL: Hey everybody, do the pants up song!

TOM: Now!

JOEL: Dad 'n Lad, Farrahs, Levis, Bugle Boys

Sans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Rol,

Arnold Palmer, Wrangler, Johnny Carson, Huskies

No pants are higher than mine.

Hah! Oh! Look out! Don't touch this!

TOM: Hah!

JOEL: Hike up your britches, super high now.

Cut off the circulation, to your thighs now.

Yank your trousers higher than Corey Haim's, oh wow.

TOM: Hu hoo! Hah!

JOEL: 'Cause it ain't hip 'til you're in total pain.

TOM: Whooo!

JOEL: Hike up your pants till you see your shins,

Wear an Izod shirt like a second skin.

Make sure you wear your belt buckle to the side.

Hike up your pants, take your butt cheeks for a ride.

TOM: Hey!

JOEL: Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Chinos

Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Farrahs

Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Haggars

Hike up your britches like mine.... Take it Frank!

TOM: Whoooo!

[In Deep 13:]

FRANK: Hike, Hike, Hike, Hike your pants up

Hike, Hike, Hike...with the thing, and, uh...

Hike, Hike, Hike...with the football...

Hike, Hike...

Take it, Doctor!

[continues singing in background]

DR. FORRESTER: I'm not taking anything, Frank! Here, I'll take these. [Pulls pants over Frank's head, Frank keeps "hiking" through fly.] And you! Pants Weasel! Get on with it! Zip it, Frank.

[On the satellite:]

JOEL: Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Ban-Rols

Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Roebucks

Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Toughskins

Hike up your britches like mine! Hah!

Hike up your britches like mine! Hah!

Hike up your britches like mine! Hah! Oh yeah, look out!

Hike up my britches like mine! Jump back, kiss myself!

[continues singing]

TOM: Uh, Joel, take the commercial sign. Joel!

JOEL: Hike up your britches like mine!

I can't come back--I don't know how it works!

CROW: Joel! Joel! Commercial sign! Snap out of it, buddy!

TOM: Oh no! He's vapor locked! Hit the button, Crow! Hit the button!

CROW: I'll get it! Ungh!

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Season K "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors"
Season 1 "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
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