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"Idiot Control" (aka "Idiot Control Now") is a song parodying the unintelligible recording scene from the episode Pod People.

Its nonsensical lyrics highlight just how bad the original song was.

Lyrics

Joel: "Alright, alright, let's do it again. You come in late, girls, again, and you're out! Alright. From the top!"


(music starts, singing)

"With a pickle mind

We kick the nipple beer

Steady as a goat

We're flying over trout

Ghetto down the highway

At the speed of light

All I wanna feel now

Is the wind in my eyes

Sack of monkeys in my pocket

My sister's ready to go!"


All: "Hear the engines roar now!

Idiot control now!

Hideous control now!

Ninny on the road now!

Minnie in control,

Wheels on fire,

Burning rubber tires!"


[Deep 13]


Dr. F: (at recording console) "He's pretty good!"


Frank (wearing an 'I'm a virgin' shirt): "Good? He's the best!"


[SOL]


All: "Blurry jelly rolls now

Hitting Lesley Gore now

Needy inches bow down

Pitying a poor boy

Here the engines roar

Bees on pie

Burning rubber tires"

(song ends)


[Deep 13]


Dr. F: (to Joel) "Great! Pretty good! What do you think?"


[SOL]


Joel: (giving O.K. sign) "It STINKS!"

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Real Lyrics

[Note: The MST cut omits the first verse.]

With a fickle mind, we kick her into her gear

Steady as she goes, we're flying overdrive

Get on down the highway at the speed of light

All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes

With stacks of money in my pocket,

All systems ready to go

Hear the engines roar now

Hear the engines roar now

Hear the engines roar now

Hear the engines roar now

Hear the engines roar now

Wheels on fire

Burning rubber tires

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Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
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