Joel performs a military cadence with Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo following along during Experiment #K16.
Set-up[]
[On the Satellite of Love]
[Joel enters wearing sunglasses and a military cap.]
- Joel Robinson: All right, you soldiers! Pick it up double-time, now!
Lyrics[]
JOEL
- Lift your head up to the sky
CROW & TOM
- Lift your head up to the sky
JOEL
- Satellite of Love is passing by
CROW & TOM
- Satellite of Love is passing by
JOEL
- I don't know but I've been told
CROW & TOM
- I don't know but I've been told
JOEL
- Robot contacts made of gold
CROW & TOM
- Robot contacts made of gold
JOEL
- We follow Joel wherever he leads
CROW & TOM
- We follow Joel wherever he leads
JOEL
- The scientists are a couple dickweeds
CROW & TOM
- The scientists are a couple dickweeds
JOEL
- Sound off
CROW & TOM
- One - two
JOEL
- Sound again
CROW & TOM
- Three - four
JOEL
- Cadence count
CROW & TOM
- One - two - three - four
- One - two - three-four!
JOEL
- I don't wanna complain, I don't wanna whine
CROW & TOM
- I don't wanna complain, I don't wanna whine
JOEL
- Don't look now, it's Movie sign
[Chaos as the crew runs to the Mystery Science Theater]
Credits[]
- Based on traditional Military cadence.
- Performed by Joel Hodgson, Josh Weinstein and Trace Beaulieu