"Leave Bronx" is a song performed by Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot during Experiment #705 over the closing credits of Escape 2000.
Set-up[]
[In the Mystery Science Theater]
[Credits roll and music plays]
Crow T. Robot: Hey, this gives me an idea! I'll be right back. [leaves theater]
Mike Nelson: Crow?
Tom Servo: Of course, there was a Coppola in it.
Mike Nelson: Pretty nice grouping of corpses you've got goin' there.
Tom Servo: Y'know, wish I wasn't here right now.
[Crow returns with a guitar, hitting Mike as he enters.]
Lyrics[]
TOM
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx, Huh!
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx (Boogie!)
Leave Bronx
Leave Bronx
Baby, leave Bronx
Ahh, leave Bronx
Ow! Leave Bronx (Mike Nelson: Okay, that's good.)
Leave Bronx (Mike Nelson: Ow! Watch that thing.)
Leave Bronx
Then leave Bronx (Mike Nelson: Will you stop that?)
Why don't you leave Bronx?
I said leave Bronx
Baby, leave Bronx
Come on, leave the Bronx
Ow! Leave Bronx
When I say "Leave Bronx"
Leave Bronx (Stop it.)
Leave Bronx (Stop it.)
Leave Bronx, baby
Leave Bronx
Aaaaaaaaaah!
[Tom switches to "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey]
Someday, love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we left and went our separate ways
Mike Nelson: OK... OK, alright, that's good, that's good... That's good, that's good, that's good. Thank you, thank you.
Tom Servo: Separate Ways!
Mike Nelson: That's great. You did a great job.
Tom Servo: Thank you!
Mike Nelson: This is Dolby Stereo, reminding you to leave the Bronx!
Credits[]
- Sung by Kevin Murphy
- Music by Francesco De Masi