You know, I could point out that it’s not the future, and there isn’t a war, but you know me: I don't like to complain.
  — Crow T. Robot

The Movie

Dinosaur from Future War


A race of time-traveling alien "Masters" kidnaps humans from Earth's future to use as slaves and takes dinosaurs from the past to use as trackers of those who escape.

One of their victims, the Runaway (Daniel Bernhardt) escapes and arrives in late 1990's Los Angeles. There he must elude the cyborgs and their dinosaurs, the police, and the Feds. He is befriended by a drug-dealing-hooker-turned-novitiate (Stewart) who runs a halfway house.


  • During filming, producer Dave Eddy and some other crew members remarked that it would be great if the film someday appeared on MST3K, which it ultimately did.
  • A "Damage Control Unit" was formed to salvage the film when the producers were disappointed with the work of the director, Anthony Doublin.
  • One of the movie's taglines: "Past Predator, Present Alien, Future Terminator".
  • Mike & the Bots riff on Future War

    Bernhardt would later go on to have a successful movie career as a stuntman/action performer, and he also appeared in The Matrix Reloaded as Agent Johnson, a leader of the Agents program (that film later got riffed by RiffTrax).  His longest continuous work was as the character Siro in the live-action Mortal Kombat TV show Mortal Kombat: Konquest for one season in 1998.
  • The older gentleman walking in the park who is killed by one of the dinosaurs is Forrest J Ackerman, noted film memorabilia collector, b-movie historian, and editor of "Famous Monsters of Filmland" magazine (usually abbreviated to "Famous Monsters").  Ackerman died in 2008, but as of 2018, Famous Monsters is still published on a bi-monthly basis.  A copy of the magazine can be seen in his hands as he meets his demise. Ackerman also appeared in The Time Travelers (which became Experiment #1103).
  • In 2014, the film's composer Arlen Boll made the theme song for this film available as a single on iTunes.

The Episode

Host Segments

  • Prologue: Using a computer spreadsheet program and California Senator Diane Feinstein as a baseline, Crow tries to calculate how many times a lady Gypsy is. Gypsy is disappointed that she is only 2.7 times a lady; turns out Mike is eight times a lady.

    What Crow sees while on LSD

  • Segment One: Pearl is conducting LSD tests on the robots and monitors their hallucinations. To augment the effect, Bobo and Brain Guy have formed an acid rock band called Narcotic Casserole. Servo has his usual delirium; Crow has a harrowing experience in which he sees Mike eating a Snickers candy bar, not a Milky Way. Crow is also somewhat surprised to learn that Mike is not a clown.
  • Segment Two: Tom makes a pair of legs (which are non-functional, like his arms) so he can kickbox. He challenges Gypsy to a fight, but she has a leg of her own and instantly takes out Servo.
  • Pearl's Drug Experiment

    Segment Three: Mike, Crow and Servo realize they've never really thanked Pearl for not killing them. They take a moment to thank Pearl, interrupting her attempt to kill them.
  • Segment Four: Crow is Droppy, The Water Droplet, an emissary from the National Water Council, who has come to share just a few thousand of the many uses for water.
  • Segment Five: Mike has a giant Robert Z'Dar-esque chin. The bots chide him for being so insensitive to all the people with large prosthetic chins. MIke doesn't really care. Down in Castle Forrester, Bobo and Brain Guy inform Pearl that Narcotic Casserole is leaving to tour with Moby Grape. Pearl gives them each exploding tracking collars.
  • Stinger: Robert Z'Dar and Daniel Bernhardt kick-box and Bernhardt's shirt somehow slips off.[1]

MST3K cast

Regular cast

Guest cast


Obscure References

  • Gypsy is 2.7 times a lady.
The entire "how many times a lady" opening segment is based on The Commodores song Three Times a Lady, performed by Lionel Richie.
  • (After a title card saying "A David Hue Production" is shown) "In association with Bob Tet Offensive Productions."
Much of the fighting that occurred during the Tet Offensive took place in and around the city of Hue.
  • "Dustbusters Galactica"
A pun on the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica and the Dustbuster, a hand-held battery-powered vacuum cleaner.
  • "Chuck Wepner's point of view!"
Boxer Chuck Wepner challenged Muhammad Ali for the world heavyweight title in a 1975 bout that loosely inspired the first Rocky movie.
  • "Mink Stole!"
Mink Stole is an actress best known for her collaborations with director John Waters.
  • "Damn Bumpuses' dinosaurs!"
The Bumpuses are the family of unsophisticated neighbors with out-of-control dogs in A Christmas Story.
  • "I want cars posted all along this route!" "Make 'em all Tercels!"
The Tercel is a compact car built by Toyota during the 1980s and 1990s.
  • "This is Boris Becker reporting live!"
Boris Becker is a German tennis player.
  • "Just call me Bruce Box-liker!"
A punning reference to actor Bruce Boxleitner, best known for his roles on Scarecrow and Mrs. King and Babylon 5.
  • "They were transferred to a Costa Gavras film."
Costa Gavras is a Greek-born film director who specializes in dark political thrillers.
  • "Reminds me of the time Chief Gates chunked all over headquarters."
A reference to former LAPD chief Daryl Gates.
  • "Based on a play by Terrence McNally!"
Playwright Terrence McNally is known for exploring gay issues in his works.
  • "He *is* Tom of Finland."
Tom of Finland was an artist known for the overt homoeroticism of his work.
  • "Thank you, Soloflex!"
The Soloflex is a piece of home fitness equipment that was heavily advertised on cable TV during the late 1980s and early '90s.
  • "Dee Snider's dance belt!"
Dee Snider is the lead singer of the heavy metal band Twisted Sister.
  • "SURGE!"
Surge is a citrus-flavored, heavily caffeinated soft drink first produced in the 1990s by The Coca-Cola Company to compete with Pepsi's Mountain Dew.
  • "It's a Fixx video without the music."
The Fixx was an '80s pop group best known for its song "One Thing Leads to Another."
Night of the Lepus is a 1972 movie about giant mutant rabbits that later became a RiffTrax presentation.
  • "In fact, everybody cut footloose"
A lyric from Kenny Loggins's song Footloose, from the movie of the same name.
The actor on-screen vaguely resembles actor Ving Rhames.
  • "I don't follow you, my friend. No way."
Observer, in his hippie persona, quotes this line from the "made-for-TV hippie" in San Francisco International.
  • "Casablanca! Could you doppel me into that, Mike?"
Crow, noting the marquee on a movie theater in the shot, refers to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, which relied heavily on the better film as a plot device.
  • "This is because Joel stopped by recently, isn't it?"
A reference to the fact that Joel Robinson made an appearance in the season premiere, Soultaker.
  • "Eh, it's more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.
Daniel Bernhardt is best known for replacing Jean-Claude Van Damme in the straight-to-video Bloodsport sequels.

Memorable Quotes

[Credits read: "A David Hue production"].
Mike: In association with Bob Tet Offensive Productions.
[The opening credits identify actor Robert Z'Dar.]
Servo: Oh z'no.
[As the movie opens, the Runaway (Swiss martial-arts actor Daniel Bernhardt) creeps along a wall.]
Servo: Hey, it's Jean Claude Van Damme!
Mike: Eh, it's more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn.
[Armed with a shotgun, Fred, a hefty African-American man, follows him.]
Crow [as Fred]: Am I Ving Rhames? I can't remember.
[A midget Tyrannosaurus rex (actually a hand puppet) growls at the Runaway in an alley.]
Crow: He's a Cute-a-saurus!
[The T-Rex lunges for the Runaway's neck]
Servo: He's being attacked by a schnauzer in a dinosaur costume.
[The Runaway stabs the creature in the neck and he goes down quickly.]
Mike[laughs] Wow, that was easy! Maybe it was butterflies that wiped out the dinosaurs?
[Shortly after the Runaway escapes, the dinosaur explodes.]
Servo: Ooh... no wonder fossils are so rare!
[A homeless man is attacked and eaten by a dinosaur.]
Mike: You know, this has got to be about the last thing you worry about when you're living in a dumpster.
[The Runaway flees through a shipping yard and throws obviously empty cardboard boxes at his pursuer.]
Mike: Boxes of air, shipped anywhere overnight.
. . .
Mike: Maybe they ship fully inflated balloons overseas?
. . .
[The Runaway finds himself at a dead end among the boxes.]
Crow: He's boxed in!
Mike: Yeah, well, I'm card-bored.
Mike:Alright there should be a delay of movie penalty
Servo [makes whistle sound] Fifteen yards.
[From a high-angle shot, the main character throws a harpoon and clearly hits nothing, but the puppet dinosaur keels over.]
Crow [as Daniel Bernhardt]: So when you edit this, it's going to look like I hit him, right?
Ann: Hey, how did you know who I was?
Officer: Fred Burrows told us how he got you to give him a ride. Don't worry, you're free to go.
Mike: Fred Burrows?
Servo: Somebody look in your Rolodex for a Fred Burrows.


[Shot of the Runaway in a jail cell.]
Crow [as the Runaway]: Fred Burrows! Help me!
[Ann and the Runaway escape a dinosaur in the back of a man's pickup truck.]
Crow [as driver]: Look, how much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase! ...If you want me to go faster, then you need to tell me that.
[Characters are hunting dinosaurs, with incessant deep bell music.]
Mike: According to the bells, it's 97 o'clock.
[Shot of a bomb timer, counting down extremely quickly.]
Crow: Introducing new, faster seconds!
[As the Runaway fights the Cyborg, the camera cuts to Ann fidgeting nervously.]
Crow [as Ann]: I'm fretting. See, audience? I'm fretting.
Servo: This isn't a real movie, it's more of a movie loaf.
Mike: Yeah, it's made from real movie parts, chunked and formed.
[During one of the many, many inept action scenes.]
Crow: OK, my theory is that the director shot the entire movie without looking at it.
[The Runaway and the Cyborg Master's fight is filled with various continuity errors, as pointed out by Mike.]
Servo: The movie that packs more "Huhs" per second!
Ann: Everything he wanted was everything I needed...
Crow [as Ann]: So neither of us actually got anything.

Video Release


  • Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in October 2008 as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: 20th Anniversary box sex, a 4-DVD set with WerewolfLaserblast, and First Spaceship on Venus.
  • The DVD includes a theatrical trailer, the Variations of a Theme Song featurette, and "MST3K at Comic-Con '08", a cast reunion staged at the 2008 San Diego Comic-Con and moderated by Patton Oswalt in honor of the show's 20th anniversary.
  • Available for rent or purchase on Amazon's streaming service.


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