|“||(As the short ends)
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness.
|— Crow (as Narrator)|
|“||(Chillas is able to catch up with and run Sonny's car off the road)
You see it doesn't matter how slow I go, I'll catch him; my son's the editor.
|— Crow (as Chillas)|
A charming rhyme for children that teaches them the alphabet, including many now politically-incorrect things, dangerous sequences, and some plagiarism.
- First education short featured on the series.
A truck-driving singer named Phil meets a blonde bombshell when she tries to run his truck off the road. Guy meets girl again at a nightclub. They have a drag race.
Meanwhile, Phil’s best friend is run off the road by drug-dealing bad guys and dies in the crash. Though our hero is briefly accused of causing the accident that killed his best friend, he is quickly exonerated.
Phil goes undercover at the bad guys’ nightclub (taking on the alias "Daddy-O") to find out who really caused his best friend’s death. He sings at the nightclub and moonlights driving the drug smugglers’ car. The blonde girl wants to help him investigate, so she gets hired on as a cigarette girl, against Phil’s wishes.
The good guys solve the crime and fall in love.
- Music composed by John Williams (making his debut here).
Segment Two: Joel and the Bots jam out to "Hike Your Pants Up".
Segment Four: Joel demonstrate spit-takes, only to be interrupting by Bruce, the near-sighted gym manager from the film.
Segment Five: Joel re-creates the "Want some?" scene from the movie, then reads lots of letters. Frank offers Dr. Forrester fruit. The Miracle Growth Baby breaks the button, so the credits stop and start several times.
Stinger: Bruce remains extremely unhelpful, “Couldn’t help ya if I wanted to, fella. Gym policy.”
- Joel Hodgson - Joel Robinson
- Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot / Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
- Frank Conniff - TV's Frank
- Jim Mallon - Gypsy
- Alexandra Carr - Magic Voice
- Unusual credits: The button is broken by the Miracle Growth Baby and it won't stay pushed. As a result, the credits constantly stop and go back to Deep 13, catching the Mads doing various activities.
- Jim Mallon moves from writer to contributing writer for the rest of the season.
- Paul Chaplin joins the show as a contributing writer in this episode.
- “The Pants Up Song” was written by Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy.
- The extended button sequence was cut for the version of Daddy-O that aired on the Mystery Science Theater Hour.
- On one infamous occasion when this episode was aired, a Penn Jillette voiceover promo was run over the extended credit sequence where the button refuses to remain pushed. The outcry from MSTies resulted in Comedy Central declaring they would no longer do voiceovers during the MST3K credits.
- This episode aired fourteenth during Turkey Day '91.
- Joel again sports a goatee, as he last did in The Hellcats, and will do so once more in next season's Hercules Against the Moon Men.
- “Ya got me!” (Catalina Caper)
- “Chili peppers burn my gut” (The Side Hackers)
- “Hey that’s from Catalina Caper!”
- “The driver is either missing or…” (The Phantom Creeps)
- “I don’t care!” (Time of the Apes)
- Frank fails to mentioned that there will be a short.
- The Alien Teething Nook is strongly reminiscent of the face-huggers from the Alien franchise.
- "You vill dance vith me Eva!!"
- As the dancing moppet resembles a young Hitler, Crow refers to his dancing partner as Hitler's longtime companion Eva Braun.
- "Q is for the queer, queer pelican. Whose beak holds more than his belly can." "P is for Plagiarism from Ogden Nash!"
- Ogden Nash was an American poet who wrote what is known as "light poetry" for much of his career. The verse from Alphabet Antics attempts the same type of humorous rhyming reminiscent of his style (see some of Nash's works here).
- (As students in vegetable costumes walk by.) "Hey! Boo Radley!"
- Referring to the scene in To Kill a Mockingbird where Scout walks home dressed as a ham with her brother and both are assaulted by antagonist Bob Ewell. They are then saved by Arthur "Boo" Radley.
- "It's Los Lobos with Steve Allen on bass!"
- Los Lobos is an American Chicano rock band. Steve Allen was a TV personality and writer who was the first host of The Tonight Show. He was known for wearing thick horn-rimmed eyeglasses much like the musician in the movie.
- (After a female audience member screams off-screen) "Oh, they're taping 'Rollercoaster' here."
- A reference to the hit single "Love Rollercoaster" by the Ohio Players. During the breakdown, a high inhaling screech can be heard, which gave rise to an urban legend that it was the sound of a woman being murdered.
- "John Frankenheimer directs Race For The Pizza!"
- John Frankenheimer was an American director know for films such as The Manchurian Candidate, Grand Prix, The Island of Dr. Moreau, and Ronin.
- "Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in 'The Color of Days of Thunder, The Car, Christine, Herbie'!"
- Paul Newman and Tom Cruise had co-starred in the film The Color of Money, which is about billiards. Cruise later starred in Days of Thunder, which is about stock car racing. The other names are also references to car-themed films. The Car and Christine are both about murderous cars, while Herbie is the playful Volkswagon Beetle from the Love Bug series.
- "Gotham City, 14 miles."
- In the 1966 TV series Batman, when the Batmobile leaves the secret Batcave it passes a sign on the road that reads "Gotham City, 14 miles."
- "How'd he get on that side of her? Tyco Change-Up Track?"
- Tyco Toys is a toy manufacturer that specializes in slot-car racing sets. Change-Up Track allows the cars to change lanes.
- "Here comes Peggy Lee with the coffee....She's a Tramp..."
- Referring to torch singer Peggy Lee's song "He's a Tramp" from the Disney animated feature Lady and the Tramp.
- "Return to Papillon."
- "Why couldn't this guy be on the plane instead of Buddy Holly?"
- A riff referencing the plane crash that claimed the life of recording artists Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper. This event inspired Don McLean's song "American Pie".
- "Smile! You got a Blatz beer comin', the heartiest, heartiest flavor in the laaaaaand!"
- Blatz was a Milwaukee-based beer company that began in 1851 & was bought by Pabst in 1959.
- "Watch out for that treeeeee....AahhhhAahhhhh...Boom! Boom! Boom boom boom!"
- Joel and the bots are singing the George of the Jungle theme song.
- "It's Orson Welles!" "We will sell no dope before it's time" "In the fourth quatrain, Nostradamus predicted..."
- All references to various things actor and director Orson Welles appeared in after Citizen Kane: one being a commercial for Paul Masson Wine and the other hosting a film, The Man Who Saw Tomorrow, about Nostradamus. Later in life, Welles was a heavyset man, much like Chillas.
- "Beaker! No!!" "Mee mee! Mee mee!!"
- A reference to the Muppet lab assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. "Mee mee" is all he can say, as he continually endures the usually dangerous effects of Dr. Honeydew's inventions.
- "It's a milkman! ... Reid Fleming, World's Toughest..."
- Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman is the titular character of an independent comic book created by David Boswell.
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in July 2015 as part of Volume XXXIII, a 4-disc set along with Earth vs the Spider, Teen-Age Crime Wave, and Agent for H.A.R.M..
|preceded by: Season 2||MST3K Season 3||followed by: Season 4|
|1991 - 1992|
|301||Cave Dwellers||1991-06-01||309||The Amazing Colossal Man||1991-08-03||317||The Saga of the Viking Women...||1991-10-26|
|302||Gamera||1991-06-08||310||Fugitive Alien||1991-08-17||318||Star Force: Fugitive Alien II||1991-11-16|
|303||Pod People||1991-06-08||311||It Conquered the World||1991-08-24||319||War of the Colossal Beast||1991-11-30|
|304||Gamera vs Barugon||1991-06-22||312||Gamera vs Guiron||1991-09-07||320||The Unearthly||1991-12-14|
|305||Stranded in Space||1991-06-29||313||Earth vs the Spider||1991-09-14||321||Santa Claus Conquers/Martians||1991-12-21|
|306||Time of the Apes||1991-07-13||314||Mighty Jack||1991-09-21||322||Master Ninja I||1992-01-11|
|307||Daddy-O (episode)||1991-07-20||315||Teenage Cave Man||1991-11-09||323||The Castle of Fu Manchu||1992-01-18|
|308||Gamera vs Gaos||1991-07-27||316||Gamera vs Zigra||1991-10-19||324||Master Ninja II||1992-01-25|