On an island community off the coast of New England, jazz pianist Tom Stewart (Richard Carlson) is preparing to wed wealthy, wholesome Meg Hubbard (Lugene Sanders). His plans are jeopardized by his possessive former girlfriend, decidedly unwholesome singer Vi Mason (Juli Reding), who declares "no one will ever have you but me!" and threatens to blackmail him with his old love letters. During a confrontation at the top of the island's abandoned lighthouse, the railing breaks and Vi plunges into the icy waves. Tom has a chance to save her but doesn't.
Any initial relief Tom experiences at Vi's death soon vanishes when her vengeful spirit begins showing up wherever he goes and mysterious inexplicable phenomena start to happen. When a slang-talking charter boat captain (Joe Turkel) guesses his secret and demands hush money, Tom kills him.
Would Tom even go so far as to kill the little girl who adores him to protect his secret?
Prologue:Tom Servo and Crow set up a new home in the ventilation duct over the bridge. When Gypsy tries to join them, chaos erupts.
Segment One (Invention Exchange):Gypsy has entangled the bridge. Joel shows off the Aunt Catherine Wheel to help people remember all their relatives. The Mads show off the drinking jacket, perfect for the fashionable lush going through the DTs.
Segment Two: Joel tries to clean out the Crunchberries the Bots left in the vents and gets stuck; the Bots flat-out refuse to help him, trying to blackmail him for their assistance.
Segment Three: Joel and the Bots push figurines of their least favorite pop singers out of the top of a toy lighthouse, in the same manner the man in the movie pushed his singing girlfriend off. In the end, they feel a bit guilty. Well, not really.
Pushing Musicians from the Lighthouse
Segment Four: Tom and Crow pretend to be disembodied heads to scare Joel and Gypsy. Joel outwits them by taking their bodies and leaving them in the dark.
Segment Five: Joel and the Bots are traumatized by the film, but cure their blues by singing a song about happy thoughts. Frank joins in with his own morbid version, but Dr. Forrester leaves a live grenade beside him just before the button is pushed.
Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me! Tom Stewart killed me!"
V. I. Warshawski is a female Chicago private eye featured in a series of novels and a 1991 movie.
"Vi ask Vi?"
A parody of "Why ask why?", the advertising slogan for Bud Dry beer.
"Chuck Norris in The Octagon."
The 1980 kung-fu movie The Octagon(co-starring Lee Van Cleef!)frequently had a voice-over (with lots of reverb) in which the audience heard the thoughts of Chuck Norris' character.
"Like a bit of undigested beef or an underdone potato..."
A passage from the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge trying to deny being in the presence of his deceased partner Jacob Marley.
"This is like 'Barton Fink' now!"
Barton Fink was a 1991 film directed by the Coen brothers. One of the plot-lines involved a severed head in a box.
A reference to the novel by Vladimir Nabokov (later adapted into a film) in which Humbert Humbert, a European professor in his 50s, becomes sexually obsessed with Delores Haze (Lolita), a 12 year-old girl.
"An aging Kim Novak re-enacts this scene from Vertigo..."
The Alfred Hitchcock film Vertigo ends with a scene in which Kim Novak's character plunges to her death from a bell tower.
The DVD includes a Tormented Reunion (a retrospective featurette in which Bert I. Gordon, Susan Gordon, and Joe Turkel discuss the making of the movie, and its appearance on MST3K), a theatrical trailer, and The Mystery Science Theater Hour wraps.
