“ | This door sounds brown! | ” |
- Crow |
The Movie[]
- Main article: Alien from L.A. (film)

Deep Roy in Alien from L.A.
Synopsis[]
Awkward young diner waitress Wanda Saknussemm discovers a subterranean civilization while searching for her lost archaeologist father. She gains confidence on her adventure.
The Episode[]
Host Segments[]

Vend-a-gut
Prologue: Crow presides as Drill Sergeant over boot camp at Fort Satellite of Love, Mike is blindfolded and Tom Servo is completely field stripped.
Segment One / Invention exchange: Dr. F presents the Vend-A-Gut, which makes getting a donor organ as easy as getting a Snickers bar. Mike demonstrates Fridge Udders. Tom and Crow try to cow tip the fridge and Crow ends up crushed underneath it.
Segment Two: Crow, Tom, and Mike play guess the supermodel. The bots claim it’s Clara Peller. Mike won't believe it. (The clues actually point to Paulina Porizkova.)
Teats!
Segment Three: Crow, Tom, and Mike sing "My Wild Irish Ireland," with Tom doing the Kathy Ireland part. Mike starts to display an attraction to Tom.
Segment Four: Crow, Tom, and Mike play the "guess Kathy’s emotions" game, in which all of the emotions are "DULL SURPRISE!"
Segment Five: Mike and the 'Bots read a letter from a very inquisitive viewer. Frank is still feeding change to the Vend-A-Gut. Dr. Forrester interrupts Frank's counting, forcing Frank to start over.
Stinger: Kathy says "Yuck!"

Crow, Tom, and Mike sing "My Wild Irish Ireland"
MST3K cast[]
- Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
- Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot / Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
- Frank Conniff - TV's Frank
- Jim Mallon - Gypsy (credit only)
Trivia[]
- "My Wild Irish Ireland" written and arranged by: Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson and David Sussman.
- The recurring joke phrase "Dull surprise!" comes from this episode.
- Unusual Credits: The sound of quarters continuing to pour out of the Vend-a-gut coin return slot can be heard during the first half of the credits.
- $150,000 in quarters would weigh 7,500 pounds. If stacked, the pile would be 3,450 feet tall (about 2/3 of a mile).
- This episode aired on MTV during MTV Comedy Weekend.
Callbacks[]
- "It’s Klandinctu!" (Crash of Moons)
- "He’s the best!" (Pod People)
Obscure References[]
- "This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
- "This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine." is the first line of the Rifleman's Creed, a part of basic United States Marine Corps doctrine.
- "I want to watch Sisters!"
- "And what is the name of your robot?"
- Crow is paraphrasing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) from Full Metal Jacket. Mike's crazed facial expression at the beginning of the next segment is a parody of the character Pyle's mental breakdown from the same film.
- "Getting dumped in... about an hour."
- A parody of the advertising slogan for LensCrafters.
- "He looks like Clint Howard!"
- Ron Howard's brother Clint is a prolific B-movie actor, and occasionally appears in films directed by his better-known brother.
- "Going sideways, Mr. Saknussemm?"
- A parody of the spoken-word intro to the Aerosmith song "Love in an Elevator". Saknussem is the name of a character from Journey to the Center of the Earth.
- "Hey, it's the Blue Mosque!" "No, the Blue Mosque isn't on a hill!"
- The Sultan Ahmed Mosque, also known as the Blue Mosque, is a converted Eastern Orthodox Church and an Istanbul landmark.
- "When I squint, you look like Ian Anderson!"
- Ian Anderson is the lead singer of Jethro Tull.
- "Saigon. Shucks. I can't believe I'm still in Saigon!"
- A parody of the opening line from Apocalypse Now.
- "Has anybody here seen my old friend John?"
- A quote from the song "Abraham, Martin & John".
- "Once I had a love and it was a gas..."
- A line from the song "Heart of Glass" by Blondie. This is said when a character resembling Blondie's lead singer Debbie Harry walks by Wanda.
- "Divorced? Harassed by creditors?"
- An old slogan for TV commercials promoting a firm of lawyers.
- "It's Home Alone 3: The Destruction of Jared-Syn!"
- Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn is a 3-D post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie released in 1983. At the time of this episode's production, the film Home Alone 3 had not yet been made.
- "It's a Samurai!"
- The Suzuki Samurai is a compact SUV that drastically declined in popularity after a Consumer Reports article suggested that it was dangerously prone to rollovers.
- "Schlepcar!"
- A reference to the Sid and Marty Krofft TV show Wonderbug, in which a living jalopy named Schlepcar could magically become the dune buggy of the title.
- "I wanna come over and roll in your clover and kiss your Blarney Stone."
- The Blarney Stone is a famous Irish landmark where visitors kiss it for good luck. Crow is probably using this as a euphemism.
- "Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry..."
- Quoted from "The Surrey with the Fringe on Top", a song from the musical Oklahoma!.
- "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble!"
- A lyric from the song "One Night in Bangkok" from the musical Chess. It became a popular radio single with vocals by Murray Head.
- "Tonight! Sam Giancana sings Pagliaccii."
- Sam Giancana was a Sicilian American gangster whose exploits influenced those depicted in The Godfather. Pagliacci is an Italian opera famous for an opera singer dressed as a clown.
- "Hey, it's a Nelson!"
- A reference to the pop-metal band Nelson, fronted by Ricky Nelson's twin sons. They were known for their long, straight blond hair.
- "It's like a Peter Greenaway set!"
- Peter Greenaway is the director of such films as The Belly of an Architect and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.
- "Live the good life in the off-world colonies!"
- A quote from Blade Runner.
- "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
- A quote from the spoken-word outro to the Pink Floyd song "Another Brick in the Wall".
- "Paul Westerberg to the rescue!"
- Paul Westerberg is the former lead singer of The Replacements.
- "It's the cover of Tommy!"
- "Maybe they'll run into Spinal Tap back there!"
- A reference to a scene in the comedy film This Is Spinal Tap wherein the titular band gets lost in the underground tunnels of a concert hall.
- "There's a world going on underground"
- A line from the song Underground by Tom Waits. This song was referenced earlier in Episode #318.
- "Tonight, kids- something really scary!"
- Crow is imitating Count Floyd, a character from SCTV.
- "Are they on Captain Ron's boat?"
- Captain Ron is a 1992 comedy movie starring Kurt Russell as a grizzled recreational boat captain.
Video releases[]

MST3K DVD Case
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in March 2013 as part of Volume XXVI, a 4-disc set along with The Magic Sword, Danger!! Death Ray, and The Mole People.
- The DVD includes an interview with Albert Pyun and a theatrical trailer.
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501 | Warrior of the Lost World | 1993-07-24 | 509 | The Girl in Lovers Lane | 1993-09-18 | 517 | Beginning of the End | 1993-11-25 |
502 | Hercules | 1993-07-17 | 510 | The Painted Hills | 1993-09-26 | 518 | The Atomic Brain | 1993-12-04 |
503 | Swamp Diamonds | 1993-07-31 | 511 | Gunslinger | 1993-10-09 | 519 | Outlaw | 1993-12-11 |
504 | Secret Agent Super Dragon | 1993-08-07 | 512 | Mitchell | 1993-10-23 | 520 | Radar Secret Service | 1993-12-18 |
505 | The Magic Voyage of Sinbad | 1993-08-14 | 513 | The Brain That Wouldn't Die | 1993-10-30 | 521 | Santa Claus | 1993-12-24 |
506 | Eegah | 1993-08-28 | 514 | Teen-Age Strangler | 1993-11-07 | 522 | Teen-Age Crime Wave | 1994-01-15 |
507 | I Accuse My Parents | 1993-09-04 | 515 | The Wild Wild World of Batwoman | 1993-11-13 | 523 | Village of the Giants | 1994-01-22 |
508 | Operation Double 007 | 1993-09-11 | 516 | Alien from L.A. | 1993-11-20 | 524 | 12 to the Moon | 1994-02-05 |