|“||"We've got to get organized. We should not be losing to grasshoppers, people."||”|
Newspaper photojournalist Audrey Aimes (Peggie Castle) accidentally stumbles upon information that a small town in Illinois has been inexplicably destroyed. All 150 people in the town are missing, and the evidence indicates they are dead. The local fields are also barren, as if a swarm of locusts had eaten all the crops. Aimes suspects that the military is covering something up, and travels to a nearby United States Department of Agriculture experimental farm to learn what creature might have caused the agricultural destruction. She meets Dr. Ed Wainwright (Peter Graves), who is experimenting with radiation as a means of growing gigantic fruits and vegetables to end world hunger. Dr. Wainwright reports that there have been a number of mysterious incidents nearby, and that locusts have eaten all the radioactive wheat stored in a nearby grain silo.
Gigantic mutant locusts rampage over the countryside. Dr. Wainwright and Ms. Aimes begin to track down the source of the mysterious occurrences, and quickly discover that the locusts which ate the grain have grown to the size of a city bus. The monsters have eaten all the crops in the area, and now are seeking human beings as a means of sustenance. It is also clear that they are headed for the city of Chicago. Wainwright and Aimes meet with General Hanson (Morris Ankrum), Colonel Sturgeon, and Captain Barton to concoct a solution. Machine gun and artillery fire seem ineffective against the creatures, and there are far too many to effectively deal with all at once. The United States Army and Illinois National Guard are called upon to help protect the city. But the monsters quickly invade Chicago, and began to feast on human flesh as well as several buildings.
General Hanson concludes that the only way to destroy the beasts en masse is to use a nuclear weapon and destroy Chicago. However, Dr. Wainwright realizes that the locusts are warm-weather creatures. He concludes that he might be able to lure the locusts into Lake Michigan. There, the cold water will incapacitate them, and they will drown. The lure itself will be a decoy locust mating call, generated electronically with test-tone oscillators. The plan is put into effect, and it works at the last possible moment. The monstrous locusts drown, but Dr. Wainwright and Ms. Aimes wonder if other insects or animals might have eaten other radioactive crops. They ponder whether the whole world might be facing an attack of monstrous creatures.
- Some grasshoppers were harmed during the making of this movie: at the start of the movie, they had 200 grasshoppers (a flightless, hop-less species from Texas). During the filming they began to eat one another, so by the time the last shots were done, only about a dozen were left.
- Grasshoppers and locusts are the same species. When environmental conditions are right, grasshoppers undergo a variety of physical changes to become swarms of locusts.
- Peggie Castle (journalist Audrey Aimes) also appeared in episode 602 - Invasion USA. Morris Ankrum (General Hansen) also appeared in episode 201 - Rocketship X-M.
Segment One (Invention Exchange): Still getting calls from the wrong number woman on the SOL. Down in Deep 13 the Mads have come up with the Re-comfy bike, even more comfortable than the recumbent bike. Mike & the Bots finally present new playing cards, like Todd and the Eight of Chris Lemmon.
Segment Two: While the Bots advise against it, Mike calls the Mads and catches them acting very "unmanly". Mike says he won't be calling them again for a while.
Stinger: "Alright, men. Into the woods!"
- Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
- Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot / Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
- Frank Conniff - TV's Frank
- Jim Mallon - Gypsy (credit only)
- This episode premiered as the fifteenth during Turkey Day '93.
- Unusual credits: Before the copyright, an additional credit was added: "Shot entirely in Minneapolis, home of the University of Minnesota".
- No title slate has ever been included before the opening credits of this episode.
- At the time of this episode's original broadcast, Chris Lemmon's most recent film credit was 1991's Firehead, which became a RiffTrax presentation in 2013.
- The tune Tom hums during the reading of Act 1 of Crow's screenplay is the Minnesota Rouser.
- Mike encourages Tom to send a tape of his stand-up act to The Chevy Chase Show, but the short-lived talk show had already been canceled by the time this episode first aired.
- Beginning with this episode, Mike's green jumpsuit gains a Wisconsin patch on the right arm.
- "What would Mitchell do?"
- "…sing whenever I sing…" (The Giant Gila Monster)
- "Trumpy!" (Pod People)
- New Petitions Against Tax
- "Let's see what Benny and Joon are doing!"
A reference to the 1993 movie Benny & Joon.
- "Miss Mansfield?"
Actress Jayne Mansfield was killed in a vehicle collision in 1967. Urban legend said (mistakenly) that she was decapitated, most likely due to the fact that her wig was found some distance from the crash.
- "Why is Walter Winchell in this scene?"
- "Must get Vivarin!"
Vivarin is a brand of caffeine pills.
- "Jimmy Jam does his thing!"
Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis are highly successful R&B and pop music producers.
- "File on Dalton Trumbo, sir."
Dalton Trumbo was a Hollywood screenwriter who was blacklisted from working in the film industry due to the fact he had been a member of the Communist Party.
- (Singing) "This is the army, Audrey Aimes...!"
A riff on the 1943 song This Is The Army, Mr. Jones by Irving Berlin.
- "It's a star city."
Refers to a Minnesota rural economic development initiative. 
- "Suddenly it's turning into Topper!"
Topper is a 1937 comedy film about a pair of ghosts.
- "This was no boating accident!"
- "Women on the Verge of an Atomic Breakdown."
A reference to the 1988 Spanish film Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.
- "Coincidence? Read the book!"
- "Is this a snipe hunt?"
A snipe hunt is a type of practical joke that often involves sending the person on the receiving end to "find" a nonexistent animal or object.
- "Exterminate with extreme prejudice!"
A reference to Apocalypse Now, in which Capt. Williard is ordered to "terminate" Col. Kurtz's command "with extreme prejudice" (that is, assassinate him).
- "America responds to the new Robert Ulrich/Faye Dunaway sitcom!"
It Had to Be You premiered on CBS in September 1993. It only aired 4 episodes.
- "Animals trained by Rudd Weatherwax."
- "'One weekend a month' my ass!"
"One weekend a month, two weeks a year" was the former recruitment slogan for the US National Guard, noting the requirements to be a Guardsman with benefits. The quote Crow blurts out is a modified version used by those who disdain the use of the National Guard in overseas wars since the first Iraq War.
- "...Just like they handled the Chicago convention."
The 1968 Democratic National Convention, held in Chicago, was the source for the phrase "police riot." Members of Chicago PD and the Illinois National Guard were indiscriminate in their use of batons, fists, and tear gas against "demonstrators", both outside and inside the convention center.
- "Bad Lieutenant!"
Bad Lieutenant was a 1992 movie starring Harvey Keitel.
- "And this is the 1910 Fruitgum Company!"
The 1910 Fruitgum Company was a 1960s pop band.
- "Hey general, where ya goin'?" "Decatur! I'm gonna shoot that paper-hangin' sonofabitch!"
A riff from the movie Patton: "...And when we get to Berlin I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son of a bitch (meaning Hitler)."
- "Mister Mitchell!"
The newsreader has an uncanny resemblance to Dennis the Menace's dad.
- "The Cubs don't win the pennant! The Cubs don't win the pennant!"
A double reference, to Russ Hodges' call of Bobby Thomson's home run to win the National League pennant for the New York Giants in 1951 ("The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!") and also the historical futility of the Chicago Cubs: they had not won the World Series since 1908 or a NL pennant since 1945 before they won both in 2016.
- "They've got a picture of Russ Bender!"
- "I sing, whenever I sing, whenever I sing..."
A reference to one of singer/hot rodder/tow truck driver Chase Winstead's less-than-stellar tunes from The Giant Gila Monster (episode 402).
- "I gotta have those Glengarry leads!"
A reference to the film and play Glengarry Glen Ross, in which the "Glengarry leads" are coveted premium "leads" (i.e. names of interested buyers) that the salesmen compete to get. (The reference is suggested by the sight of a man pacing nervously around an office.
A callback to that weird alien thing in the movie Pod People.
- "This is what it sounds like when grasshoppers cry!"
- Commercially released on VHS by Rhino Entertainment in March 1999.
- Commercially released on DVD by Rhino in January 2001, the DVD was later pulled in December 2005 due to rights issues with the movie. The single-sided DVD also includes the uncut/unMSTed version of the original movie, along with previews for episodes 506, 513 and 515.This DVD version is infamous for having two big mistakes:
- A new release of this episode was released in February 2011 by Shout! Factory, still as a single disc, and only available in the Shout Select section of their website.
- Available for rent or purchase on Amazon's streaming service.
|preceded by: Season 4||MST3K Season 5||followed by: Season 6|
|1993 - 1994|
|501||Warrior of the Lost World||1993-07-24||509||The Girl in Lovers Lane||1993-09-18||517||Beginning of the End||1993-11-25|
|502||Hercules||1993-07-17||510||The Painted Hills||1993-09-26||518||The Atomic Brain||1993-12-04|
|504||Secret Agent Super Dragon||1993-08-07||512||Mitchell||1993-10-23||520||Radar Secret Service||1993-12-18|
|505||The Magic Voyage of Sinbad||1993-08-14||513||The Brain That Wouldn't Die||1993-10-30||521||Santa Claus||1993-12-24|
|506||Eegah||1993-08-28||514||Teen-Age Strangler||1993-11-07||522||Teen-Age Crime Wave||1994-01-15|
|507||I Accuse My Parents||1993-09-04||515||The Wild Wild World of Batwoman||1993-11-13||523||Village of the Giants||1994-01-22|
|508||Operation Double 007||1993-09-11||516||Alien from L.A.||1993-11-20||524||12 to the Moon||1994-02-05|