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- Main article: San Francisco International (film)
The security chief of an international airport in San Francisco deals with problems big and small with the help of local law enforcement and other staff members.
Segment One: The Mads are very manly construction workers. Mike and the Bots do the old board slapstick routine.
Segment Five: Mike and the Bots ponder the film and determine that David Hartman is extremely ugly. Letters are read, including one of an image of Crow found in ancient cave etchings. Dr. F’s ears have become hideously large.
Stinger: "My job, my way," smug Pernell Roberts says.
- Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
- Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot / Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
- Frank Conniff - TV's Frank
- Jim Mallon - Gypsy
- Mary Jo Pehl - Jan in the Pan
- Kevin Murphy - Santa
- Paul Chaplin - Huggy Bear / Pitch
- Patrick Brantseg - Rooster
- Bridget Jones - Nuveena
- Michael J. Nelson - Torgo
- This episode was ranked #99 among backers of the Bring Back MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 campaign in the Top 100 Poll.
- At the time of the original broadcast, the running "Urkel" gag of the Host Segments was not well-received. Fans online expressed displeasure at the repetitive nature of the bit and at the lack of jokes. While this may have been deliberate satire on the part of the MST3K writers, reaction was decidedly mixed.
- At one point during his Urkel imitation, Mike says "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?". This was the catchphrase of a young African-American character (Arnold Jackson, played by Gary Coleman) on the TV sitcom Diff'rent Strokes.
- "Shut up Iris." (The Beatniks)
- "Laaaa-da-da-daaaa" (The Starfighters)
- "Megaweapon!" (Warrior of the Lost World)
- "And that's the truth - pffft!"
Catch-phrase of the young girl character "Edith Ann" played by comedian/actress Lily Tomlin. She initially appeared on the TV series Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, and has since become one of Tomlin's most enduring characters.
- "He's got to get to his Lust in the Dust audition."
Tab Hunter played the lead role of Abel Wood in Lust in the Dust.
- "I know Yngwie Malmsteen!"
Yngwie Malmsteen is a Swedish heavy metal musician.
- "I'm sleeping with Herb Caen."
Herb Caen was a columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle from 1938 until his death in 1997; he worked for the Examiner from 1950 until 1958. Caen is credited with creating the word "beatnik." His columns are still reprinted in the Chronicle.
- "Tsk, tsk, Lucas Tanner!"
Lucas Tanner is a television show starring David Hartman that ran from 1974-1975. Hartman portrayed the title character, a former baseball player and sportswriter that became an English teacher.
- "We don't allow hippies, or anyone else to start fights at this airport." "Except Jackson Browne."
Singer and song writer Jackson Browne had been accused of domestic violence while he was in a relationship with Daryl Hannah.
- "All of a sudden this dirty-looking, long-haired creep with a guitar on his back..." "Shawn Phillips?"
Shawn Phillips is a Texas born folk musician who played alongside other noted talents such as Donovan and Eric Clapton. The "made for TV hippie" in the movie does bear some resemblance to him.
- "The answer my friend, is blowin' out your ass!"
Parodied line from the Bob Dylan song "Blowin' in the Wind".
- "Hey, more Reba!"
A callback to Episode 610, in which the Mads promote their new country music radio station by listing the artists it plays, including repeated proclamations of "more Reba!" Nancy Malone bears a vague resemblance to Reba McEntire in the shot, especially her hairstyle.
- "I think I see some Israeli commandos."
A reference to the 1976 rescue of hostages by the Israel Defense Forces at Entebbe Airport in Uganda.
- "Jeez, ever since Vatican II, these guys..."
The Second Vatican Council (also known as "Vatican II") was held from 1962–65 and resulted in significant modernizations of the Catholic Church's doctrines and rituals.
- "All the church will do is move this guy to another parish."
A reference to the Catholic Church's long-standing policy of reassigning priests accused of sexual misconduct.
- "Sounds like the Avengers are here!"
A reference to the 1960s British TV series The Avengers.
- "I can't wait 'til Reagan fires us."
In August 1981 the air traffic controllers union, PATCO, went on strike demanding shorter work weeks and improved conditions. President Reagan, citing the Taft-Hartley Act of 1947, ordered them back to work. Ninety percent of the controllers refused. All 13,000 controllers were fired and blacklisted from government employment.
- "He looks like Dr. Zaius. He even has the Dr. Zaius suit."
- "They should have gotten Schneider to do this."
Schneider is the building supervisor on One Day at a Time, a sitcom from the late 1970s and early '80s.
- "Guess we better slow that Mustang down."
A reference to the R&B song "Mustang Sally" written by Mack Rice and popularized by singer Wilson Pickett.
- "Chain link! Julie! Pete!"
A reference to the three leading characters - Linc, Peter, and Julie - from the TV series The Mod Squad.
- "Torn between two airplanes..."
A reference to the pop song "Torn Between Two Lovers".
- "Suddenly... I am Starbuck."
- "I was on the 12th level of Dungeons & Dragons, now there's blood on my knife!"
This is a mash-up of a reference to the actual pen and paper role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and the anti-D&D made-for-TV movie Mazes and Monsters. The film featured a young Tom Hanks playing a boy who'd had a psychotic break and began to believe himself to be his actual Mazes and Monsters character, eventually leading to him stabbing a man then sobbing in a phone booth about the blood on his knife.
- "Ooh, he's got Palmolive hands!"
A reference to the dish detergent Palmolive, frequently advertised to soften skin.
- "Serum - the new CD from Rush."
A reference to the Canadian rock band Rush.
- "Pablo Casals is in the back seat."
Pablo Casals was a preeminent 20th century Spanish Catalan cellist.
- "Pufnstuf, help me!"
A reference to the children's television series H.R. Pufnstuf.
- "Davey, you're gonna meet a guy in a black robe who wants to play chess with you..."
- "I did it all for Jodie Foster!"
- "But dogs told me to do it!"
A reference to serial killer David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz, who claimed that he killed his victims on orders from his neighbor's dog.
- "Um, Lloyd Bridges is replacing you when we go to series."
Indeed, Pernell Roberts was replaced by Bridges for the short-lived 6 episode television series version of San Francisco International Airport.
- "Now stay tuned for The Name of the Game!"
The Name of the Game is a TV series that ran from 1968 to 1971.
- "Sounds like King Friday music!"
A reference to the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood character King Friday XIII.
- "He had an awesome dream!"
- "We've gotta close the beaches!"
- "You're gonna high-tail it as fast as you can, down the main concourse to the men's room..." "Joe Orton will be there."
The posthumously published diaries of British playwright Joe Orton revealed that he was fond of anonymous sexual encounters in public restrooms.
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in March 2015 as part of Volume XXXII, a 4-disc set along with Space Travelers, Hercules, and Radar Secret Service.
- The DVD includes the Ballyhoo Motion Pictures feature Sampo Speaks! A Brief History of Satellite News.
- San Francisco International (TV Movie) IMDb: San Francisco International (TV Movie)
- San Francisco International Airport (TV Series) IMDb: San Francisco International Airport (TV Series)
- IMDb: San Francisco International (mst3k episode)
- Television Obscurities: San Francisco International
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-08||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-10|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-30||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|