|“||So the main causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?||”|
|“||He's amazing and amusing,
he's delicious and nutritious,
two for breakfast, one for...
|— Servo (singing along to the music)|
The Days of Our Years
Another Union Pacific short, this time a preacher talking about avoiding work accidents and providing three examples. As Mike points out, the main causes of workplace accidents are, apparently, joy, sex, and old age.
- This short was included on Shorts, Volume 2, released by Rhino Entertainment on VHS in October 1999, and on DVD as part of The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 3, a 4-DVD set with The Side Hackers, The Unearthly and The Atomic Brain.
- Main article: The Amazing Transparent Man (film)
A scientist enlists a convicted safecracker to help him steal radioactive material using the scientist's newly-developed method for turning a person invisible.
Segment One: Crow gets mounted among the other insects of Servo's collection. Deep 13 has been transformed into Auntie McFrank’s Tangleberry Inn, a colorful bed and breakfast. After being served a meal of cold lo mein, Mike and the Bots provide some "local color" for the guests by presenting a llama. "Don't you give no matches to Mikey!" The guests can't leave fast enough, and Dr. F is peeved.
Segment Two: Based on the tragic short, Crow learns the hard way about "gentle pressure".
Segment Five: Mike and the Bots try to answer the film’s dilemma of either having an invisible army or blowing up a county in Texas. They read an amazing transparent letter. Back in Deep 13, it's teatime, though Frank still mourns for Squanto.
Stinger: Petting the invisible guinea pig is fun!
- Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
- Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot / Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
- Frank Conniff - TV's Frank
- Jim Mallon - Gypsy (credit only)
- Squanto: A Warrior's Tale was released to theaters on October 28, 1994. Forrester's comment that it had "opened and closed three weeks ago" would tend to indicate that this episode takes place in late-November of 1994, three-and-a-half months before its original airing. Crow and Tom recommend two other potential films for Frank to see - The Road to Wellville was also released on October 28th, 1994, and Camp Nowhere was released on August 26th, 1994. Neither film was likely to still be in wide theatrical release by the end of November.
- "Flag on the moon." (The Beast of Yucca Flats)
- At the end of the movie, shortly after the question 'What would you do?' is asked, Mike's microphone is briefly visible.
- "They should have had a train scene here!"
Crow is suggesting that some Freudian imagery would have rounded out the montage.
- "...when he was good friends with Dean Rusk."
Dean Rusk was the U.S. Secretary of State under the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.
- "The doctor's wife had died. He paused to smell a rose..." "Plan 5 from Outer Space!"
- "Oh, no- cops!"
- "Must escape from Barbara Woodhouse!"
Barbara Woodhouse was a British dog trainer.
- "Shadowlands II: Escape from Oxford!"
- "Is your knob turned to Bob?"
- "Burgess Meredith is in there reading..."
- "I'm not a telephone junkie... There's no action..."
These are lines from the Elvis Costello song "No Action".
- "Keep your eyyyyeeee on the guinea pig!"
A reference to "Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow", the theme song from the TV series Baretta.
- "It's kind of an abstract sculpture of Jayne Mansfield."
- "Ben, some people will turn you away..."
- "It's just me and the latest issue of Sassy!"
Sassy was a magazine for teenage girls published during the 1990s.
- "Goofus pisses me off."
Goofus and Gallant are two characters who regularly appear in the magazine Highlights for Children. Goofus is generally thoughtless, lazy, and inconsiderate.
- "Spies Like Us!"
- "Thanks a lot, Bill W...."
Bill W. is the name of the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous.
- "As long as he needs me..."
From the musical Oliver!, this is sung by the character Nancy who is lovingly devoted to the villainous Bill Sikes despite his cruelty to her.
- "David McCallum is booked for midnight."
David McCallum played the titular role of The Invisible Man in a 1975 NBC TV Series. McCallum's series was canceled and replaced with the cheaper invisible man series called Gemini Man, episodes of which were later re-purposed and released as Riding with Death. McCallum had appeared in Master Ninja II.
- "Oh, you're gonna pay me, Norton..."
Tom is mimicking actor Jackie Gleason's character Ralph Kramden from the TV comedy The Honeymooners, who was often overbearing to his friend Ed Norton.
- "You gotta have heart...!"
A song from the musical Damn Yankees.
- "Oppenheimer cupped Einstein's breasts as Nils Bohr let his lab smock slip to the floor..."
Oppenheimer, Einstein, and Nils Bohr were all scientists who worked on the United States' atomic weapons programs.
Crow is mimicking actor Larry Hagman's role as Maj. Tony Nelson from the TV comedy I Dream of Jeannie. The beleaguered Nelson would often scold Jeannie for using her supernatural powers in public places.
- "He's moshing by himself!"
"Moshing" (also known as slam-dancing) became popular in 1990s at hard-rock concerts. Participants would jerk their bodies around and smash into each other. This activity was often confined to a specific area of the audience known as the "mosh pit".
- "Gerry Cooney: Security Guard"
Professional boxer Gerry Cooney (sometimes referred to as The Great White Hope) lost high-profile boxing matches against Larry Holmes, Michael Spinks, and George Foreman.
- "Put a hundred down and buy a car..."
A lyric from the song "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?".
- "The strawberries, yes..."
A references to actor Humphrey Bogart's performance as the paranoid Captain Queeg in the film The Caine Mutiny. Queeg became determined to find out who had stolen some strawberries from the officers' mess. Krenner's tense appearance and mannerisms here are similar to Queeg's.
- "Mr. Keesterman's mailbox!"
Mr. Keesterman is a character in the daily newspaper comic strip Crankshaft. A recurring joke is that Keesterman's curbside mailbox is frequently damaged by the titular character's careless driving of a school bus.
- "Tonight on 21, Charles Van Doren vs. Leopold Stokowski..."
21 was a popular TV game show in the 1950s. The contestants were asked general knowledge questions, which were purported to be held in a sealed vault until the show was recorded. It was eventually revealed that the producers were giving the answers to contestants that they favored, such a Mr. Van Doren. The scandal was dramatized in the 1994 feature film Quiz Show. It was implied that the producers' selection of who would win was partially inspired by anti-Semitism or a disdain for ethnic minorities, hence Tom's reference to Leopold Stokowski, the famous orchestra conductor of Polish-Irish heritage.
- "Chief, there's an invisible man to see you."
Tom is mimicking actor Nancy Culp's role as Jane Hathaway from the TV comedy The Beverly Hillbillies. She was the secretary to bank president Milburn Drysdale, whom she often addressed as "Chief".
- "Rod Serling!"
With his thick dark hair, one of the bank tellers resembles Rod Serling, creator and host of The Twilight Zone.
- "Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison!"
Jim Garrison was a New Orleans District Attorney who popularized the theory that President John F. Kennedy's assassination was the result of a larger conspiracy. Garrison was played by actor Kevin Costner in Oliver Stone's 1991 feature film JFK.
- "This happened in Point Break, only you could see everyone."
The action movie Point Break involves an undercover FBI agent who infiltrates a gang of bank robbers.
- "It's Donald Nixon!"
Francis Donald Nixon was a younger brother of United States President Richard Nixon. Faust resembles him slightly.
- "I just know I'm gonna show up in News of the Weird now!"
News of the Weird is a syndicated newspaper column by Chuck Shepherd.
- "We return now to Paris, Texas."
- "My own personal McCloud..."
The 1970s TV show McCloud featured a lawman named McCloud (played by Dennis Weaver) who relocated from the country to the city and surprised people with his effective though rustic methods. Julian - with his hat, jacket, and moustache - resembles McCloud.
- "He overdid the Clearasil again..."
Clearasil is a topical acne treatment.
- "Let's put our lips together and blow!"
A reference to a scene in the film To Have and Have Not in which a sultry Lauren Bacall instructs Humphrey Bogart on how to whistle.
- "Bob Dornan!"
Conservative congressman Bob Dornan had starred in The Starfighters before entering politics.
- "Oh no, it was a bottle of Jolt Cola!"
Jolt Cola was named and marketed on its higher-than-usual caffeine content compared to other colas.
- "With every punch he looks more like James Garner."
Wavy-haired and ruggedly-handsome actor James Garner had starred in the TV series Maverick and The Rockford Files.
- "You brute! You brute! You brute!"
Referring to a scene at the end of the comedy film Blazing Saddles in which a group of effete tuxedo-clad male dancers engage in a brawl with a mob of cowboys.
- "All my exes died in Texas..."
A pastiche of the country music song "All My Exes Live in Texas", popularized by singer George Strait.
- "It's a Frank Gehry building!"
Frank Gehry is an architect known for designing asymmetrical, ultramodern structures.
- "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
The final line from the film noir Chinatown. Private detective Jake Gittes is advised to maintain emotional distance from an unpleasant situation that he is powerless to resolve.
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in November 2017 as part of Volume XXXIX, a 4-disc set along with Girls Town, Diabolik, and Satellite Dishes.
- The DVD includes the Ballyhoo Motion Pictures feature Beyond Transparency and a theatrical trailer.
|preceded by: Season 5||MST3K Season 6||followed by: Season 7|
|1994 - 1995|
|601||Girls Town||1994-07-16||609||The Skydivers||1994-08-27||617||The Sword and the Dragon||1994-12-03|
|602||Invasion USA||1994-07-23||610||The Violent Years||1994-10-08||618||High School Big Shot||1994-12-10|
|603||The Dead Talk Back||1994-07-30||611||Last of the Wild Horses||1994-10-15||619||Red Zone Cuba||1994-12-17|
|604||Zombie Nightmare||1994-11-24||612||The Starfighters||1994-10-29||620||Danger!! Death Ray||1995-01-07|
|605||Colossus and the Headhunters||1994-08-20||613||The Sinister Urge||1994-11-05||621||The Beast of Yucca Flats||1995-01-21|
|606||The Creeping Terror||1994-09-17||614||San Francisco International||1994-11-19||622||Angels Revenge||1995-03-11|
|607||Bloodlust||1994-09-03||615||Kitten with a Whip||1994-11-23||623||The Amazing Transparent Man||1995-03-18|
|608||Code Name: Diamond Head||1994-10-01||616||Racket Girls||1994-11-26||624||Samson vs. the Vampire Women||1995-03-25|