|“||I've never known more about what ISN'T going on in a movie.||”|
A researcher named Quintus (Garland) hypnotizes a streetwalker called Diana (Duncan) in an attempt to record her past-life experiences as a condemned witch named Helene in the Dark Ages. After numerous attempts by Quintus to influence her, Diana's consciousness decides not to alter the course of history and resigns herself to her fate.
Features the memorable character Digger Smolken, as well as the easliy-duped knight Pendragon, the scheming witch Livia, Satan himself, and Billy Barty as an imp.
- Features an infamous quote, spoken by Quintus towards the end of the film: "STAY!"
- Filmed in a converted supermarket, and completed in six days.
- Inspired by the interest during the 1950s in reincarnation (as was the film The She Creature), especially the book The Search for Bridey Murphy by Morey Bernstein, which was itself filmed in 1956. By the time The Undead was being made, the popularity of reincarnation was starting to dwindle, so Roger Corman decided to change things by adding the time travel elements of Quintus and a title change.
- The "bats" that the imp and witch continually change into were left over from the Corman movie It Conquered the World.
- The interior set for Scroop's tavern - The Gabriel's Horn - is the same as the Red Dog Saloon from Roger Corman's Gunslinger.
- Prologue Mike attempts to bring the viewing audience up to speed on the show's current plot. The Bots, though, keep asking for more context, for what led up to what he wants to explain. Mike ends up bitterly recalling a temp job he once had.
- Segment 1 The Observers send everyone intelligence tests to determine their fates. Pearl Forrester gets frustrated by a question about the Periodic Table of Elements and refuses to finish the test, claiming that it is culturally biased. Professor Bobo is less intelligent than most mollusks, leading him to prove his intellect by stacking boxes. Crow sleeps through the test, Mike is still stuck in the past, Gypsy does moderately well, and Tom Servo turns out to be smarter than Observer. His brain gets to go to the Enrichment Chamber.
- Segment 2 As a result of his test scores, Servo is invited to join the Observers. He ends up getting chased and expelled after he forgets to fill out his non-existent forms, can't read Pearl's mind, and steals all the spoons.
- Segment 3 Lydia, a witch similar to the one in the movie, appears on the SOL. She can't control her transformations, but she tries to steal the crew's souls anyway. She ends up stuck in the form of a bottle of bleach.
- Segment 4 Mike finds his copy of Digger Smolkin's cover album. Smolkin takes popular songs and replaces the words with "rat", "corpse", "filth", and other death references. He has a nice "straight" cover of "Greensleeves".
- Final Segment Crow is a creepy imp while Mike helps Tom expresses his outrage over the fact that Leonard Maltin rated The Undead three stars. Meanwhile, Bobo makes a nice sandwich with rye, lettuce, tomato, a little mayonnaise, and, courtesy of the Enrichment Chamber, Observer's Brain.
- Stinger The Observers offer you their brains...again.
- Mike's album cover spells Digger's last name as "Smolken". IMDB.com (which was not as prevalent or complete at the time of the episode's production as it later became) spells the name "Smolkin". The character's name is not provided in the film's credits.
- Observers: Michael J. Nelson, Paul Chaplin, Bill Corbett
- Lydia: Bridget Jones
- Digger Smolkin (voice): Kevin Murphy
- "You’re stuck here!" (Fugitive Alien)
- Benjamin Franklin quotes whenever the bust of Franklin in the office is visible.
- Lord of the Rings jokes for PENDRA-gon. "Gotta help Strider move a couch."
Quotes & References
- "Sir Ray Nitschke!"
The jailer looks a bit like former Green Bay Packers linebacker, Ray Nitschke.
- "Warriors of the Wuss-Land!"
Possibly a pun on the Italian-Made post-apocalyptic 'B' movie, Warriors of the Wasteland, which would later become a Rifftrax presentation. Or it could also be referencing a song by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
- "Amongst our weaponry..."
Reference to the Monty Python's Flying Circus "Spanish Inquisition" sketch, in which a zealous inquisitor keeps revising the list of weapons at his disposal.
- "I swallowed a bug."
- "Rivendell...", "I have to help Strider move a couch", "Bought some land on the edge of Mordor, it's really coming back"
All references to the Lord of the Rings series of novels: Rivendell is a part of the Elvish realm, "Strider" was the alias used by Aragorn during his time as a wandering ranger, and Mordor was the location of Mount Doom and the base of operations of the dark Lord Sauron.
- "Rob!" "Rob, I'm telling Alan what you're doing!"
References to the bald and bespectacled character Mel Cooley (played by actor Richard Deacon) from The Dick Van Dyke Show, whom the character resembles. Rob Petrie was one of his co-workers, and Alan Brady was their temperamental boss.
- "Me in white satin..."
- "Okay, just don't try to sell me encyclopedias!"
Reference to the Monty Python's Flying Circus "Encyclopedia Salesman" sketch, in which a housewife suspects that a man claiming to be a burglar is actually a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.
- "Sunrise, you better take care..."
Mike purposely misquotes the Gordon Lightfoot song, "Sundown".
- [A fire is being used as a background for the opening credits.]
- Crow: Fire in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
- [Crow darts toward the exit but is restrained by Mike.]
- [The movie opens with a flamboyant Satan speaking to the viewers.]
- Mike: Satan, the Prince of Cabaret.
- . . .
- Mike: This guy was never in heaven, he was cast out of community theater!
- [Quintus is hypnotizing Diana. A bust of Benjamin Franklin looks over his shoulder.]
- Quintus: We breathe as one. We are one.
- Servo [as Franklin]: You know, early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Quintus: When I touch you…
- Crow [as Quintus]: I think about myself. No, no, no, wait.
- Quintus: …we will be one.
- Servo [as Quintus]: We'll be me, for convenience' sake.
- [As Smolkin the gravedigger slouches around.]
- Servo: Smolkin's naked sometimes, Mike.
- Mike: [cringing] Ohh. Damn you, Servo!
- [A knight demands to look inside a coffin in a coach being pulled by a gravedigger.]
- Servo [as Knight]: Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?
- [Satan explains to Quintus how he cannot return to his own time.]
- Satan: Thy voyage to this age was down a long, long road…
- Crow [as Satan]: Route 666!
- Satan: …that tied Diana to Helen. It was a road from living mind to living mind.
- Mike [as Satan]: …to sleeping audience.
- . . .
- Satan: Here you are fixed! Make of a local life what comfort, sport, and joy thou may.
- Servo: [singing to "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"] O-ho, tidings of comfort, sport, and joy!
- Mike: There. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this.
- [Quintus sets upon and subdues an unprepared knight.]
- Mike [as Knight]: [in stilted "medieval" grammar that parodies the knight's own dialogue] Me help! Attacked I am being! Hitting me stop you must! God dear! Bleeding am I! Break my leg think I did you!
- Mike: I've never known more about what isn't going on in a movie.
- Quintus: STAAY!!
- Commercially released on DVD by Shout! Factory in December 2015 as part of Volume XXXIV, a 4-disc set along with The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent, War of the Colossal Beast, and The She-Creature.
- The DVD includes the original theatrical trailer for the movie as a special feature.
- Available for rent or purchase on Amazon's streaming service.
|preceded by: Season 7||MST3K Season 8||followed by: Season 9|
|801||Revenge of the Creature||1997-02-01||809||I Was a Teenage Werewolf||1997-04-19||817||Horror of Party Beach||1997-09-06|
|802||The Leech Woman||1997-02-08||810||The Giant Spider Invasion||1997-05-31||818||Devil Doll||1997-10-04|
|803||The Mole People||1997-02-15||811||Parts: The Clonus Horror||1997-06-07||819||Invasion of the Neptune Men||1997-10-11|
|804||The Deadly Mantis||1997-02-22||812||Incredibly Strange Creatures...||1997-06-14||820||Space Mutiny||1997-11-08|
|805||The Thing That Couldn't Die||1997-03-01||813||Jack Frost||1997-07-12||821||Time Chasers||1997-11-22|
|806||The Undead||1997-03-08||814||Riding with Death||1997-07-19||822||Overdrawn/Memory Bank||1997-12-06|
|807||Terror from the Year 5000||1997-03-15||815||Agent for H.A.R.M.||1997-08-02|
|808||The She-Creature||1997-04-05||816||Prince of Space||1997-08-16|