Tom Servo laments over his love for the "Creepy Girl."
"My Creepy Girl" is a song sung by Tom Servo during Experiment #204. It details Tom's infatuation with a character from Catalina Caper played by Ulla Strömstedt.
Set-up[]
[On the Satellite of Love]
Tom Servo: [sobbing while staring at a screenshot of Strömstedt] Creepy Girl. Oh, Creepy Girl, little—Creepy Girl.
Joel Robinson: Geez. What's wrong, Tom Servo? You look as upset and downtrodden as a little robot with inarticulate limbs can look.
Tom Servo: [regaining composure] Oh, it's Creepy Girl, Joel. I just met a girl named Creepy Girl. And suddenly, I find...
Crow T. Robot: [as the music swells and the lights dim] I smell a song comin' on!
Tom Servo: Oh, Creepy Girl.
Lyrics[]
TOM
Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk
Second only to Tommy Kirk
Could you find it in your heart
To love a 'bot like me?
That fishy story you tell
Always makes me sleepy
But that's just what I get
For dating a girl that's creepy
My Creepy Girl!
Oh, "C" is for that feeling of uncertainty for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. "R" is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first "E" is for—uh, well, I don't really know. But the second "E" is really a grammatical thing 'cause otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The "P" is definitely not for "platonic." And "Y?" Because I love you!
My...Creepy Girl
Oh, what are you Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Haha. Well, you're accent suggests a romance language, but I can't be sure. Oh, we can definitely rule out a Germanic language. But it's okay! I am a 'bot without a country. All I know is that I love you! I want to shout it from the mountain tops! Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain. Or they could just drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay, because I just—need—YOU!
My...Creepy Girl
Won't you be mine?
I'll give you scrolls and fish
And tinker-toys and wine
I'll ditch these guys
If you'll be my Creepy Girl
Be mine before
Movie Sign!
Credits[]
Sung by Kevin Murphy