Patrick, played by Patrick Brantseg, who in the 1980s, was a temp worker at a Wisconsin cheese plant, along with a young Mike Nelson. Patrick spends most of his time, or at least in the episode, on break, watching cartoons and shelling sunflower seeds. He however, does sympathize with those who have been burnt by the cryovac machine.

He observed Crow trying to convince his co-worker Mike to change his future, then another Crow trying to convince himself not to convince Mike to change his future. After a Crow was left in 1980s Wisconsin, the two would 'work' temp jobs together in the same plant. Patrick apparently did not suffer any changes due to the change in timeline.

His vocabulary consists of "dude."

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