Jonah: Ah! Every time I close my eyes, I see that poor monster's death. Movie, why did you have to show him bleeding out like that?
Tom Servo: Nice bait and switch, movie. Get us to fall in love with his dancing, then pour out the reddest blood I've ever seen. Way to make us feel something, you jerk!
Crow T. Robot: Ah, maybe he's just sleeping. Oh, what am I saying? His insides were on the outside! [sobs]
Tom: Jonah, I don't know what to do with all these feelings I'm feeling.
Crow: We're not programmed to handle these emotions!
Whattya do when a movie hurts too much?
How do you fix the broken places you can't touch?
Like the center of your back
Where there's an itch you just can't scratch
Except the itch is pain and your back is everywhere.
Can you move on when a film won't let you be?
Where do you go to forget the things you can't unsee?
Like you're hunted by a monster
But the monster is a movie
About a monster who will not leave you alone.
Tell me how to please push past the hurting.
The time is now to please push past the hurting.
Hand in hand
Me and you
We'll make our stand
And push on through
'Til we can view the other side
We push through to.
[Cut to Moon 13]
Evil is my forte
But I took no joy today.
We should screen those movies better
Before we send them on their way.
Is it wrong this torment that we've wrought?
Maybe we should be giving some thought
To repenting and doing some good for a change.
Is that too much to ask? Is it really so strange?
Two evil leopards, finally changing their spots?
Kinga: Push the button, Max.
Max: (singing) I'll push the...
[withering glance from Kinga]
[Max pushes the button.]
- Music and lyrics by Storm DiCostanzo and Paul Sabourin
- Performed by Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yount, Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt