"Sandy Frank Song"

The "Sandy Frank Song" is a song sung by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot during Experiment #306. It vocalizes the SOL crew's frustrations with producer Sandy Frank.

Lyrics[]

[On The Satellite of Love]

Joel Robinson: C'mon, everybody! Let's do the Sandy Frank Song!

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

TOM
He's the source of all our pain

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

CROW
Gads about the house all day

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

JOEL
Thinks that people come from trees!

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

TOM
Gets horrid movies from Japan

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

CROW
Films are always poorly dubbed

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Sandy Frank
Sandy Frank

JOEL
Spielberg won't return his calls

Credits[]

Music and lyrics by Michael J. Nelson
Performed by Joel Hodgson, Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu

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Series

"MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"

Season K

"O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence

Season 1

"Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"

Season 2

"Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "I Like What I Know About You" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"

Season 3

"Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song"

Season 4

"City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Happy Thoughts" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Hired!"

Season 5

"What a Pleasant Journey" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "The Greatest Frank of All"

Season 6

"Cosmic Freight Train" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Square Dance" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!: "I'm the Government" / "I'm the Crime Bill" / "Government Gridlock" / "The Foreign Policy Blues" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?"

Season 7

"Phones" • "Leave Bronx"

Season 8

"Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" • "The Funky Seventies" • "The Gods Jam" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love"

Season 9

"Pumaman" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • "Hobgoblins" • "The Canada Song" • "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight"

Season 10

"Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"

Season 11

"Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)

Season 12

"Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"

Season 13

"Perico March" • "Mother Crabber" • "Sing a Song for Jiger" • "Supervillainesses" • "Monster RSVP" • "Hooray for Santa Claus" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"

Additional

"Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"

Collections

Clowns in the Sky • Clowns in the Sky II • Clowns in the Sky I & II • MST3K: The Return • Songs in the Key of MST • The New Themes of MST3K • The Complete Clowns in the Sky • MST3K Seasons 12 + 13

"Sandy Frank Song"

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