MST3K - Sidehacking is the Thing to Do

MST3K - Sidehacking is the Thing to Do


Sidehackin is a song from the episode The Side Hackers.


[On theThe Satellite of Love: Crow T. Robot is on guitar, Tom Servo has drums]

Joel Robinson: [carries in a blue screen] All right, well. We've got a really neat treat for you guys. We worked on some heavy charts about sidehackin'. Cambot, I want you to run that race footage in there? On the, uh, Chromokey. Okay, you guys - vamp.

[music starts]

JOEL: Yeah, I'm trapped up in outer space. Sometimes my life feels like a big pile of nothin'. So what? Word. I live with it. Dig it. But anyway, we [sic] and my bloods would like to wail out a song about our friends, the sidehackers. Goes like this:

TOM: 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

JOEL: Sidehackin' is the thing to do

When it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ.

Take a life you like and a little love.

The big band prize is twenty-five bucks.

Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirst

The stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah.

Sidehackin' is one big bash;

The favorite sport of cheap white trash.

When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip;

You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip.

Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt;

Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck, yeah.

Oh, sidehack it, Crow!

[music breakdown]

TOM: Whoo! Oh, go, Crow!

JOEL: It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools.

A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules.

All you need is a toxic landfill,

A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill.

Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long;

The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn.

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