"Sidehackin'" is a song sung by Joel Robinson during Experiment #202. It is a reference to the sport portrayed in that experiment's film, The Side Hackers
Lyrics[]
Joel Robinson: Yeah, I'm trapped up in outer space. Sometimes my life feels like a big pile of nothin'. So what? Word. I live with it. Dig it. But anyway, we [sic] and my bloods would like to wail out a song about our friends, the sidehackers. Goes like this:
Tom Servo: 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4
JOEL
Sidehackin' is the thing to do
When it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ
Take a life you like and a little love
The big band prize is twenty-five bucks
Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirst
The stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah
Sidehackin' is one big bash
The favorite sport of cheap white trash
When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip
You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip
Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt
Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck, yeah
Joel Robinson: Oh, sidehack it, Crow!
[music breakdown]
Tom Servo: Whoo! Oh, go, Crow!
JOEL
It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools
A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules
All you need is a toxic landfill
A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill
Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long
The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn
Credits[]
- performed by Joel Hodgson with interjections by Kevin Murphy