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"Stay!" is a song performed by Observer, Professor Bobo and Pearl in which Observer attempts to leave Castle Forrester, but is convinced to stay by his two companion Mads. It is the fourth host segment of Experiment #905 - The Deadly Bees

Transcription and lyrics

(SPOKEN)
Servo:
No! Down!
Mike:
Hey, what's wrong Tom?
Servo:
Oh, nothing. The whole raising killer bees thing got me going on my own adventure here, raising wood ticks for a living. But, I don't know what to feed them.
Crow:
Hey, Mike! Have you seen my lice farm?
Mike:
Oh, nevermind about that. There's something doing down on Earth... See?


(SUNG)
Observer:
I... am leaving with my buddies. No more smelly dumb gorillas. No more yelling, shrewdish women. I must go. I am departing with my kinsmen, to the planet where I come from. Even if it means destroying all I know.
Pearl and Bobo:
Please stay. We are your friends. Though our brains are not in pans.
Pearl:
Please stay.
Bobo:
We'll give you juice.
Pearl and Bobo:
If you'll only take our hands.
Bobo:
Or take my paw.
Observer:
Can you give me any reason why I shouldn't up and leave you? And blast your silly planet when I go?
Pearl:
There are several milion reasons...
Bobo:
Though, there's none that I can think of.
Pearl:
There are several million reasons...
Pearl and Bobo:
Here we go.
Observer:
Okay.
Bobo:
There's meat...
Pearl:
And we've got string.
Bobo:
And tortillas stuffed with ham.
Pearl:
If you'll stay...
Bobo:
If you stay...
Pearl:
I'll fold your sheets.
Bobo:
She'll fold your sheets. If you just stay where you am.
Observer:
All these reasons you have given me, have totally convinced me. I really can't be going, I must stay.
Pearl:
The reasons we have given you have totally convinced you. You really can't be going, you will stay. We have given you many reasons why you shouldn't up and leave us... He will stay!
Bobo:
There are sausages and carrots...
Observer:
You've got meat and you've got string, and tortillas stuffed with ham! If I stay, you'll fold my sheets. If I just stay where I am! I will stay!


(SPOKEN)
Bobo:
Aah! My paw! Oh, mommy!
Observer:
Sorry...
Mike:
That's a nice song, y'know? He will stay...
Crow:
Ah! My lice!
Servo:
My beautiful wood ticks!
Mike:
Oh! Sorry, we got Movie Sign!



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