"Supervillainesses" is a song sung by Kinga Forrester with Synthia and Mega-Synthia following Experiment 1309. It is Kinga's declaration of support for evil women.
Set-up[]
[On The Satellite of Love]
[Jonah, Tom, and Crow return to the bridge having watched The Million Eyes of Sumuru.]
Crow T. Robot: Anyone else left oddly deflated by those last few moments?
Tom Servo: Yeah, I didn't know a movie could end with a bang and a whimper.
Jonah Heston: Well, guys, we just saw a perfect example of Jonah's Law.
Crow T. Robot: Don't walk in on you in the bathroom to show you a retainer we found?
Jonah Heston: No, that's Jonah's Golden Rule. Jonah's Law states that the movie is only as strong as its villain and Sumuru just doesn't stack up.
[At Moon 1]
Kinga Forrester: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're really gonna stand there and Jonah-splain that Sumuru wasn't good enough? Well, let me tell you, buster, she was a trail-blazer for all of us supervillainesses.
Max: She had to do everything Dr. Doom did, but backwards and in heels!
Kinga Forrester: Stay out of this, Max! Grandma! Clones! Back me up on this.
Lyrics[]
KINGA
Sumuru walks so that we can run
You'll all bow down before us by the time we're done
We're kickin' booties and we're takin' names
The evil sisterhood of the traveling pains
Twenty-four/seven now it's ladies night
Who runs the world? Yeah, you got that right
Supervillainesses (SYNTHIA & MEGA-SYNTHIA: Supervillainesses. Shoobie-doo-wop)
Supervillainesses (SYNTHIA & MEGA-SYNTHIA: Supervillainesses. Shoobie-doo-wop)
All my girls up to their old tricks
Hela, Cruella and Bellatrix
Cersei and Ursula coming for you
Also Ursa from Superman II
Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn
Mean old Miss Trunchbull and Maleficent
The leaders of our respected pacts
Go ahead and push the button Max
Max: (making his way to the button) Sorry, um...
Kinga Forrester: I said push the button, Max!
Credits[]
- Performed by Felicia Day, Yvonne Freese and Rebecca Hanson
- Music and Lyrics by Paul Sabourin & Storm DiCostanzo