Okay, so this is a little off-topic, but it's something that has always bugged me...
Why the hell would drug dealers consider junior high kids to be a viable customer base? They don't have any damn money! And yet in every "drugs are bad, mmkay" movie statement, there is invariably a 'think-of-the-children' stab about how 'pushers' are targeting kids. Hey parents: you wanna keep your kids off drugs? Do a better job of hiding your stash.
Okay, enough of that.
For those of you curious about what the whole unriffed movie is like, here's a YouTube tidbit of 'deleted' scenes. (Sorry pervs, no shots of Trish in a bikini.) We finally get to see the mystery man 'Miller' that Elaine mentions "will take care of everything" at the end of the movie, a few seconds after Trish gets shot. It turns out Elaine actually is a cop, and Miller is her superior. The only admirable thing that can be said about the poor bastard --- he doesn't have a real office, but seems to be squatting in an unused meeting room --- is at least his chauvinism is front-loaded, and non-lecherous.
MeanDean 11:36, January 1, 2012 (UTC)