"Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"

"Teen Reporter, Tom Servo" (also known as the "Tom Servo Theme Song") is a song performed by Jonah Heston, Crow T. Robot, Kinga Forrester, Growler, Tom Servo and others. It serves as a theme for Tom while he is trapped inside a Johnny Jason, Teen Reporter comic book.

Lyrics

Narrator: Tom Servo, Teen Reporter in...

JONAH
Who's your buddy when things get rough?

CROW
Who's the bot that's smart and tough?

KINGA
Who's the guy all the girls want to know?

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Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

CROW
He's a scrapper, he's good in a fight

JONAH
He helps with the dishes; so polite

GROWLER
[indistinct]

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Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

JONAH
Just ask Shelley Marks, the movie queen

CROW
A next-door-beauty on the silver screen

SHELLEY
The only boy who really makes me get up and go is

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Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

TOM
I don't need a hot rod or magic wand
To get with any redhead, brunette or blonde
But when a story's calling, babe, I gotta go
I'm Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

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Narrator: Tom Servo, Teen Reporter in Teen Reporter, Tom Servo
Sponsored by

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Totino's Pizza Rolls

Credits

• Music and lyrics by Paul Sabourin
• Performed by Matthew Mercer, Jonah Ray, Grant Baciocco, Felicia Day, Rebecca Hanson, Marisha Ray, Sam Riegel & Tim Ryder