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"Teen Reporter, Tom Servo" (also known as the "Tom Servo Theme Song") is a song performed by Jonah Heston, Crow T. Robot, Kinga Forrester, Growler, Tom Servo and others. It serves as a theme for Tom while he is trapped inside a Johnny Jason, Teen Reporter comic book.

Lyrics

NARRATOR: Tom Servo, Teen Reporter in...

JONAH
Who's your buddy when things get rough?

CROW
Who's the bot that's smart and tough?

KINGA
Who's the guy all the girls want to know?

CHORUS
Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

CROW
He's a scrapper, he's good in a fight

JONAH
He helps with the dishes; so polite

GROWLER
[indistinct]

CHORUS
Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

JONAH
Just ask Shelley Marks, the movie queen

CROW
A next-door-beauty on the silver screen

SHELLEY
The only boy who really makes me get up and go is

CHORUS
Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

TOM
I don't need a hot rod or magic wand
To get with any redhead, brunette or blonde
But when a story's calling, babe, I gotta go
I'm Teen Reporter, Tom Servo

NARRATOR: Sponsored by

CHORUS
Totino's Pizza Rolls

NARRATOR: Sponsored by

CHORUS
Totino's Pizza Rolls

NARRATOR: Sponsored by

CHORUS
Totino's Pizza Rolls

TOM: Tom Servo, Teen Reporter in "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"

NARRATOR: Sponsored by

CHORUS
Totino's Pizza Rolls

Credits



Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors"
Season 1 "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "Beverly Hillbillies Parody"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Michael Feinstein's Gamera" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Happy Thoughts"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "Killer Shrew" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Joey the Lemur" • "Master Ninja Theme Song" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Who Will I Kill?" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter"
Season 7 "Phones"
Season 8 "The Gods Jam" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms"
Season 9 "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Canada Song" • "Hobgoblins" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • " Puma Man"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme"
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Additional "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robot's Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Satellite of Love" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIMystery Science Theater 3000: The Return (Music from the Netflix Original Series)Songs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3K


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