One scene during a montage of clips during "The Greatest Frank of All."
"The Greatest Frank of All" is a song about Frank leaving from the episode Village of the Giants. Not ironically, a season and 1 episode later, Frank Conniff would actually leave the show and the movie featured for the Season 6 finale changed from Episodes 5 & 6 of the 13 episode TV series The Master to Samson vs. The Vampire Women as a tribute.
Lyrics[]
[On the Satellite:]
MIKE: Hey hey hey guys. Look, I bet that's Frank.
[Hexfield shows Frank in closet]
FRANK: Hi Mike. Hi 'Bots. I just called to say goodbye. You guys have been the best victims a fella could ever want. (Gulp) Thanks.
MIKE: Aw, Frank. We'll miss you too, but we'll always remember the good times.
CROW: In fact, we have remembered the good times. Cambot helped us. Hit it. [music starts] TV's Frank, this one's for you.
MIKE: It's goin' out to a very special friend.
[Shots of Frank from previous episodes shown throughout]
Frank, the sun never shone upon our love before,
Until there was Frank.
CROW: Eyuck-geuu from me to you
Sweet floppy Frank
We've had a lifetime of Frank.
MIKE: Endless Frank will always flow
For all we know.
TOM: For all we know.
Right from the first day
I knew your name
I never knew love was the same.
MIKE: Never knew love was the same.
TOM: Hopin' to find
Sweet Frank on the line,
Nothin' but sweet lovin' Frank.
CROW: [simultaneously with Mike's next line] Cause it's Frank
MIKE: Cause it's knowin' that love
Could be Frank if only
The sun and the moon
Would collide to be Frank.
Let me be frank about Frank,
TOM: Let me be frank about Frank.
MIKE: Let me be frank about Frank,
ALL: Cause Frank is the best Frank
That's ever happened to me.
CROW: Please, please don't go.
MIKE: Goodbye, Frank. You were enjoyed.
TOM: Nothing but sweet, loving Frank.
Trivia[]
- Dr. Forrester sings this song briefly during the final host segment of Season 6 as he laments the death of TV's Frank.