"Godzilla and Jet Jaguar: Punch! Punch! Punch!" (ゴジラとジェットジャガーでパンチ・パンチ・パンチ / Gojira to Jettojagā de Panchi Panchi Panchi), colloquially known as "The Jet Jaguar Song", is a song from the film Godzilla vs. Megalon, which was used during Experiment #212. At the conclusion of the experiment, Joel Robinson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo show the song subtitled with what they claim to be the English translation.
Lyrics[]
| Japanese Romaji lyrics | English lyrics | MST3K lyrics |
|---|---|---|
| Hito ga tsukutta robotto da kedo | A man-made robot / A guardian of Earth | He jock it made of steel / Eats sushi from a pail |
| Jetto Jagaa, Jetto Jagaa, | Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar | Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar! |
| Yatta, Jagaa | Well done, Jaguar | He mother never really love him |
| Yuke, yuke, heiwa o mamoru tame | Go! Go! Defend our peace | He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity |
| Minna mo odoroku yuuki wo miseru | Show us your amazing courage | He dickey covers up an adams apple the size of a Toyota |
| Gojira to Jagaa de panchi, panchi, panchi | Godzilla and Jaguar, punch, punch, punch! | He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock |
| Panchi Panchi Panchi | Punch, punch, punch! | Knock! Knock! Knock! / Who's there? |
| Nakuna, bokura mo ganbarou | We've got to be strong just like them! | His head looks like Jack Nicholson / Don't smile like that, it will stay that way / Yahmmmaahoaahoaaaugh! |
| (Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.) |
Credits[]
- Original lyrics by Shinichi Sekizawa
- English translation from the 2019 Godzilla vs. Megalon Blu-ray from The Criterion Collection
- Music by Riichiro Manabe
- Performed by Masato Shimon