"The Many Tunes of Gamera" is a collection of short songs performed by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy and Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank during Experiment #316. They are all variations on "The Gamera Song".
Set-up[]
Joel Robinson: Alright! We finished the experiment everybody, and we feel like singin'!
Crow T. Robot: Hot patootie!
Tom Servo: Hoi Polloi!
Joel Robinson: Sweet-fisted, hot buttered Bob! And each of us has decided to do our version of the Gamera theme song in a separate style.
Lyrics[]
Joel's Rasta Version[]
Joel Robinson: I've elected to do mine in the version of that famous Rastafarian chart buster, Eek-A-Mouse.
JOEL
Oh-da Gamera (pa-ding ga ning-a-ning pun-ga)
Gamera (ning-a-ning-ning-a-ning-ng)
Oh brother Gamera is really neat (ning-a-numma)
Gamera is full of meat (a ning-a-ning-un-nong ng-ning-nong nung)
Tom Servo: Uh-huh, thank you, Joel. Say, that was really, really neat. Let's hear it for Joel.
Tom's Hep Version[]
Tom Servo: Now then, I've chosen a little hipper, that is to say, "hepper" groove to lay down in. Cambot, make it cool for me. Ahh...
TOM
Night bleeds out into the Tokyo streets
And Gamera shakes his tail at a ginso bistro
with eyes like baby moons
He lights up a skyscraper
like a Chesterfield and strolls singin'
Gamera!
Gamera!
You're a lizard baby
You're full of meat
Bop-a-doodley-do-bow
You about as neat
As a cheap seat
In the midnight peep show
Where all the old men are go--
Joel Robinson: Hey hey hey hey. Tom...
Tom Servo: Oh, sorry.
Crow's Rap Version[]
Tom Servo: Crow, take it.
CROW
Bustin' moves on monsters and he fights for good
He's gotta be about the biggest turtle in the hood
I said Gamera, he's really neat!
Talkin' Gamera, he's, uh, really neat
And he's full of meat
And just about, don't walk behind him
'Cause when he squats in the street
He's really --
Joel Robinson: Hey, hey! C'mon, Crow... You know, bein' with you guys I feel like Dave Seville with the Chipmunks or somethin'.
Gypsy's Operatic Version[]
Joel Robinson: Hey Gypsy, you ready?
Gypsy: No!
Joel Robinson: C'mon, would you come here you...
Gypsy: Ohh, ohh...
Joel Robinson: C'mon, I think hers is gonna be self evident once she starts.
Tom Servo: C'mon, c'mon. Go ahead, like you rehearsed.
GYPSY
Gam-er-a-ha-ha!
Gam-er-a-ha-ha!
Eine kleine he-he-hee!
Eine kleine he-he-hee!
Gam-er-a, ha-ha-ha ha, ha-ha-ha ha ha ha!
Tom Servo: Oh, beautiful, beautiful. Bravo, bravo!
Crow T. Robot: All right!
Joel Robinson: Good job!
SOL Crew's Barbershop Quartet Version[]
Joel Robinson: Okay, and we decided then to do a really nice version all together.
ALL
Gamera is really neat
Gamera is full of meat
We all love you Gam-e-ra
Joel Robinson: Whadaya think, Sirs? Pretty sweet, huh?
The Mads' Hard Rock Version[]
[In Deep 13]
Dr. Clayton Forrester: I don't think so, Milli Vanilli!
TV's Frank: One...two...three...four!
FRANK
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera-a-ga-ga-ga-a-ga-a!
Gam-a-ga-da-ga-ra-ra-ga-a-a!
Aga bagga ja ba! Aga boja ha ba!
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Gamera! Push the button! Gamera!
TV's Frank: I'm not gonna push the button! Gam-a-ga-a-ga!
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Gamera! Push the button! Push the button!
TV's Frank: I'm not gonna push the button! Gam-a-ga-a-ga!
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Push the button! [hits the panel with his guitar]
TV's Frank: I think we broke the control panel. Heh, heh...
Credits[]
- Performed by Joel Hodgson, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu, Jim Mallon and Frank Conniff