
"The Waffle Song", also known as "Waffles, We Love You!", is a song sung by Joel Robinson, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy and Tom Servo during Experiment #317.
Set-up[]
The Bots: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Joel Robinson: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!
[music starts]
Lyrics[]
JOEL
W is for the many ways that you're served
CROW
A is for the admiration you deserve
GYPSY
F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!
TOM
And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!
JOEL
L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!
ALL
E is for eggs--Oh Baby!
TOM
Triple time!
ALL
Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do
Lovely waffles we love--
Gypsy: Send me up another please!
ALL
Oh, waffles we love--
Tom Servo: Top mine off with runny cheese!
ALL
Waffles we love--
Crow T. Robot: Chili waffles suit me fine!
ALL
Waffles we love--
Joel Robinson: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?
ALL
Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!
Joel Robinson: Whadda ya think, sirs?
Conclusion[]
[In Deep 13]
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Heh heh heh. Let's face it, sticky fingers, waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup. Heh heh heh heh!
[On the SoL]
All: WHAT?!
Joel Robinson: They are not!
Crow T. Robot: Hey! You watch your mouth about waffles!
[In Deep 13]
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Hahaha! I got you! Ha ha! Now, Frank, I want you to set this up so they get a high voltage shock every time someone says "waffle". Hahahahaha!
TV's Frank: What? Someone's been saying "waffles" a lot?
[Dr. F shocks Frank as the broadcast irises out]
Credits[]
- Music and lyrics by Michael J. Nelson
- Performed by Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Jim Mallon and Kevin Murphy