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"The Waffle Song", also known as "Waffles, We Love You!", is a song sung by Joel Robinson, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy and Tom Servo during Experiment #317.

Set-up

[On The Satellite of Love]

The Bots: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Joel Robinson: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!

[music starts]

Lyrics

JOEL
W is for the many ways that you're served

CROW
A is for the admiration you deserve

GYPSY
F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!

TOM
And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!

JOEL
L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!

ALL
E is for eggs--Oh Baby!

TOM
Triple time!

ALL
Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do
Lovely waffles we love--

Gypsy: Send me up another please!

ALL
Oh, waffles we love--

Tom Servo: Top mine off with runny cheese!

ALL
Waffles we love--

Crow T. Robot: Chili waffles suit me fine!

ALL
Waffles we love--

Joel Robinson: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?

ALL
Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!

Joel Robinson: Whadda ya think, sirs?

Conclusion

[In Deep 13]

Dr. Clayton Forrester: Heh heh heh. Let's face it, sticky fingers, waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup. Heh heh heh heh!

[On the SoL]

All: WHAT?!
Joel Robinson: They are not!
Crow T. Robot: Hey! You watch your mouth about waffles!

[In Deep 13]

Dr. Clayton Forrester: Hahaha! I got you! Ha ha! Now, Frank, I want you to set this up so they get a high voltage shock every time someone says "waffle". Hahahahaha!
TV's Frank: What? Someone's been saying "waffles" a lot?

[Dr. F shocks Frank as the broadcast irises out]

Credits



Songs
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Series "MST3K Love Theme" • "Mighty Science Theater"
Season K "O Tannenbot" • "Theme to Fugitive Alien" • "Has-Been Actors" • Joel's military cadence
Season 1 "Beverly Hillbillies Parody" • "Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn" • "Commando Cody Song" • "I'm a Hu-Man"
Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "My Creepy Girl" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "Joey the Lemur" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
Season 3 "Tibby, Oh Tibby" • "Idiot Control" • "Music from Some Guys in Space" • "A Clown in the Sky" • "Hike Your Pants Up" • "Celebrity Siblings" • "The Gamera Song" • "Annoying Cornjob Song" • "Slow the Plot Down" • "The Plate Spinning Song" • "The Waffle Song" • "Fugitive Alien Medley" • "Sandy Frank Song" • "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" • "Master Ninja Theme Song"
Season 4 "City Rap" • "Oh, Kim Cattrall" • "A Danger to Myself and Others" • "Killer Shrew" • "Tribute to Pants" • "Satellite of Love Marching Song" • "Ode on Estelle" • "Gypsy Moons" • "Hired!" • "The Many Tunes of Gamera" • "Gypsy Rose Me" • "Happy Thoughts"
Season 5 "What a Pleasant Journey" • "The Janitor Song" • "My Wild Irish Ireland" • "Tubular Boobular Joy" • "Whispering Christmas Warrior" • "Merry Christmas...If That's Okay" • "Mystos" • "Girl in Lovers Lane Theme" • "The Greatest Frank of All"
Season 6 "Cosmic Freight Train" • "Livin' in Deep 13" • "Tom Servo's Theme Song" • "Crow T. Robot's Theme Song" • "Mike Nelson's Theme Song" • "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn" • "The Poopy Suit Anthem" • "Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky!" • "Bouncy Upbeat Song" • "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter" • "Who Will I Kill?"
Season 7 "Phones"
Season 8 "The Gods Jam" • "The Funky Seventies" • "Sodium!" • "Loving Lovers Love" • "Satellite Hootenanny" • "Digger Smolkin Medley" • "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms"
Season 9 "Rowsdower Saves Us" • "Air on a Delta Knight" • "The Canada Song" • "Hobgoblins" • "Where, Oh Werewolf" • "Stay!" • " Puma Man"
Season 10 "Oh, I Am Sad" • "Bobo Creek" • "The Ballad of Goosio" • "To Earth"
Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme" • "The Magic in You" • "Push Past the Hurting (When a Movie Hurts Too Much)
Season 12 "Get in Your Mech" • "Trippy Blob" • "Concepts!" • "Below the Dam" • "There's a Cut on My Hand and a Pain in My Heart" • "Your Horrible Show (Your Show Stinks)"
Season 13 "Perico"
Additional "Satellite of Love" • "1997 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "1998 Academy of Robots Choice Awards Special" • "1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme" • "#BringBackMST3K Theme" • "#WeBroughtBackMST3K Theme" • "Satellite of Love" • "Teen Reporter, Tom Servo"
Collections Clowns in the SkyClowns in the Sky IIClowns in the Sky I & IIMystery Science Theater 3000: The Return (Music from the Netflix Original Series)Songs in the Key of MSTThe New Themes of MST3KThe Complete Clowns in the Sky
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