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"UFO" is a song sung primarily by Jonah Heston, with Tom and Crow. They sing it during Experiment #1106 while Stella Star from Starcrash boards an unfamiliar starship.

Lyrics

JONAH
The Gallifreyan cruisers and the dudes of Arrakis
They all leave us alone
'Cause they know what the facts is
Got four fusion chambers and a tachyon hull
And a cherry pair of flood sealers keeping it cool
On the Kessel Run,

TOM & CROW
Yeah, nobody can touch her

JONAH
Let me be the Picard

TOM & CROW
To your Beverly Crusher

JONAH
The gangway's extended,

TOM & CROW
And we're ready to go

JONAH
Won't you come along, baby, In my UFO?

TOM & CROW
Surely no danger getting in a stranger's UFO

JONAH
She looks like a kitty cat But rides like an ace
Serenity and Slave I can't keep the pace

ALL
Whitley Strieber and Roy Neary Gonna join in the race

JONAH
Yeah, my UFO's the coolest TTO in space!
From Altair IV

TOM & CROW
To New San Francisco

JONAH
We'll be catching gamma rays

TOM & CROW
In my flying disco

JONAH
You bring your pointy gun thingy

TOM & CROW
And Tom and Crow

JONAH
Yeah, would you come along, baby in my UFO?

ALL
Klaatu barada, na-nu na-nu, make it so
And climb into the side of a complete stranger's UFO

CROW: Don't do it. Don't do it.
TOM: Don't do it! What a mistake.
CROW: No!

Credits

Notes

  • During an interview segment of Turkey Day '20, Paul and Storm said that the song was inspired by the "walk down the beach" and "get in a car" songs of The Beach Boys.



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