"UFO" is a song sung primarily by Jonah Heston, with Tom and Crow. They sing it during Experiment #1106 while Stella Star from Starcrash boards an unfamiliar starship.
Lyrics[]
JONAH
The Gallifreyan cruisers and the dudes of Arrakis
They all leave us alone
'Cause they know what the facts is
Got four fusion chambers and a tachyon hull
And a cherry pair of flood sealers keeping it cool
On the Kessel Run,
TOM & CROW
Yeah, nobody can touch her
JONAH
Let me be the Picard
TOM & CROW
To your Beverly Crusher
JONAH
The gangway's extended,
TOM & CROW
And we're ready to go
JONAH
Won't you come along, baby, In my UFO?
TOM & CROW
Surely no danger getting in a stranger's UFO
JONAH
She looks like a kitty cat But rides like an ace
Serenity and Slave I can't keep the pace
ALL
Whitley Strieber and Roy Neary Gonna join in the race
JONAH
Yeah, my UFO's the coolest TTO in space!
From Altair IV
TOM & CROW
To New San Francisco
JONAH
We'll be catching gamma rays
TOM & CROW
In my flying disco
JONAH
You bring your pointy gun thingy
TOM & CROW
And Tom and Crow
JONAH
Yeah, would you come along, baby in my UFO?
ALL
Klaatu barada, na-nu na-nu, make it so
And climb into the side of a complete stranger's UFO
CROW: Don't do it. Don't do it.
TOM: Don't do it! What a mistake.
CROW: No!
Credits[]
- Lyrics by Storm Dicostanzo and Paul Sabourin
- Music by Storm DiCostanzo & Paul Sabourin
- Performed by Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn and Hampton Yount
Notes[]
- During an interview segment of Turkey Day '20, Paul and Storm said that the song was inspired by the "walk down the beach" and "get in a car" songs of The Beach Boys.