"UFO" is a song that Jonah and the Bots perform in the theater during Experiment #1106 - Starcrash (about 17 minutes in).

It was written by Paul & Storm (Storm DiCostanzo and Paul Sabourin). The song is thematically similar to the guitar-heavy car songs of the 1950s and 60s which were popularized by bands such as The Beach Boys and Jan & Dean. The tune is especially reminiscent of the 1964 hit song “G.T.O” by Ronny & the Daytonas.


Jonah: The Gallifreyan cruisers and the dudes of Arrakis

They all leave us alone

'Cause they know what the facts is

Got four fusion chambers and a tachyon hull

And a cherry pair of flood sealers keeping it cool

On the Kessel Run,

Tom & Crow: Yeah, nobody can touch her

Jonah: Let me be the Picard

Tom & Crow: To your Beverly Crusher

Jonah: The gangway's extended,

Tom & Crow: And we're ready to go

Jonah: Won't you come along, baby, In my UFO?

Tom & Crow: Surely no danger getting in a stranger's UFO

Jonah: She looks like a kitty cat But rides like an ace Serenity and Slave I can't keep the pace

All: Whitley Strieber and Roy Neary Gonna join in the race

Jonah: Yeah, my UFO's the coolest TTO in space! From Altair IV

Tom & Crow: To New San Francisco

Jonah: We'll be catching gamma rays

Tom & Crow: In my flying disco

Jonah: You bring your pointy gun thingy

Tom & Crow: And Tom and Crow

Jonah: Yeah, would you come along, baby in my UFO?

All: Klaatu barada, na-nu na-nu, make it so And climb into the side of a complete stranger's UFO

Crow (spoken): Don't do it. Don't do it.

Tom (spoken): Don't do it! What a mistake.

Crow (spoken): No!

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Season 2 "Sidehackin'" • "Only Love Pads the Film" • "Wild Rebels Cereal" • "My Creepy Girl" • "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World" • "The Jet Jaguar Song" • "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
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Season 11 "Every Country Has a Monster" • "Our Love Is on Wings (You Can't See)" • "UFO" • "The Great Space Circus" • "Aloha" • "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ Theme"
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