"Wild Rebels Cereal" is a song sung by Joel Robinson, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot during Experiment #207.
Lyrics[]
Joel Robinson: We'll be right back after this important message.
Tom Servo: (whispered) Let's go. Get the box. Ready? Cue.
Joel Robinson: Hey kids!
[music starts]
Tom Servo One, two, one two three.
ALL
They're Wild Rebels
Crunchy, fruity rebels
Pouring milk on them
Is like shooting off a gun
Joel Robinson: It's Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritious cereal that's like getting hit on back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!
Tom Servo: Look, marshmallow Fatties!
Crow: Sugary Lindas!
Joel Robinson: I got tangy, twangy Banjos!
Tom Servo: Crunchy Oat-Rods!
Crow: And Jeeters, too! Die Jeeter, die!
[music stops]
Magic Voice: Kids? What are you doing in there?
All: Having a good breakfast, Mom!
[music returns]
Crow: Pour on the milk!
Tom Servo One, two, one two three four.
ALL
Wild Rebels
Punchy, crunchy rebels
Don't bust your teeth on
Something sweet and hard
Joel Robinson: Wild Rebels cereal, part of this complete breakfast.
Crow: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside!
Joel Robinson: I got a gun!
Tom Servo: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap!
Crow: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!
Tom Servo: All right, let's take it home!
ALL
They won't get soft or squishy
Better eat 'em or your a sissy
Just pound 'em down, you stupid clown
They're Wild!
Joel Robinson: Wild Rebels cereal, just eat 'em. Oh, we got Movie Sign!
Credits[]
Performed by Joel Hodgson, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu and Alexandra Carr